Its April 1st so this is my official thank you to Dragon Magazine

[Tewligan]

I'm also glad to see the April Foolery kept to a minimum this issue. This is the first year in quite a while that I haven't gritted my teeth in annoyance at an April issue full of lame jokes and unfunny "humor" articles. Paizo, I salute you. Of course, it's a wacky Benny Hill-style salute, in keeping with April Fool's and all, but it's sincere.

 

[Ferret]

On the issue of Dragon, when does dragon come to england? I got my issue of 305, 10 days ago, and your 307 is already out?And it says march so it can't be an earlier issue! Please help!

 

[Samothdm]

I used to like a mix of regular stuff along with the funny stuff. I think issue #72 had the "Cavalier Class" but also had some "1/2 Spells" (I think this was before the days that there were 0-level spells). The two I remember are:

Purify Food/Drink 1/2
Material Components: Ketchup, Pepper
To Cast the Spell: Pour ketchup and sprinkle pepper on the food. Because everything tastes better with ketchup and pepper.

Feign Death 1/2
Material Components: A lily
To Cast the Spell: Put one hand over your heart, and hold the lily aloft with the other. In a loud voice, proclaim:
"Alas! A touch! I fear I breathe my last. Bury me not on the lone prairie. Give my chainmail to sis. . . Farewell!"
Then fall to the ground and hold the lily over your chest.

Corny, yes. But kind of funny. And, the Cavalier article made up for it.

 

[Joseph Elric Smith]

I used to like a mix of regular stuff along with the funny stuff. I think issue #72 had the "Cavalier Class" but also had some "1/2 Spells" (I think this was before the days that there were 0-level spells). The two I remember are:

Purify Food/Drink 1/2
Material Components: Ketchup, Pepper
To Cast the Spell: Pour ketchup and sprinkle pepper on the food. Because everything tastes better with ketchup and pepper.

Feign Death 1/2
Material Components: A lily
To Cast the Spell: Put one hand over your heart, and hold the lily aloft with the other. In a loud voice, proclaim:
"Alas! A touch! I fear I breathe my last. Bury me not on the lone prairie. Give my chainmail to sis. . . Farewell!"
Then fall to the ground and hold the lily over your chest.

Corny, yes. But kind of funny. And, the Cavalier article made up for it.

I liked the monster summoning 1/2
Where you would say thing like oh what are we going to do with all these gold pieces, or we are out of spells and down to 5 hit point,. and that would summon monsters
Ken