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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9639252" data-attributes="member: 277">Quests form the Infinite Staircase Session 27Chapter 7 Expedition to Barrier PeaksDay 95 Noon to Day 96 Noon.PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 299 Villains Captured 17 Villains Escaped 60NPCs Rescued 1Start Time 6:00 End Time 8:35Take 10 downtime days. You should now be level 13.Rewards. For each chapter you played in choose one of the following. Charm of Darkvision, Charm of Feather Fall, Charm of Heroism, or Charm of Vitality. As long you played in a chapter you get a pull. So that is up to 6 pulls. Your choice.Pass Keys collected. Platinum Card.Weapons collected Laser Pistol 10 shots Shadow Pounce.Spells Not Working. Secret Chest. Leomund’s Tiny Hut. Demon Summoning. Find Familiar. Any type of teleportation or summoning spell.Spells Working Passwall.Extreme Radiation Poisoning. Nick. Lose 10 Max HP per day. Solution unknown at this time.I had a very strong group of six. Nick Way of Mercy Monk 11 Harengon. Kira Barbarian 12 Human. Rondal Cleric 1 Wizard 12 Wood Elf. Ardor Paladin 9 Sorcerer 2 human. Corvous Sorcerer 11 dragonborn. Shadow Pounce Assassin 11 Taxbaxi.The Teleportation Block goes down and two new adventurers are swapped with the two who were near death. (Missing PC. We were not. DM. Who is writing this write up.) Carlton the Doorman also pops out.Carlton the Doorman, “We can only do this once. The door way is open outside the space ship on the top floor. Why are those constructs shining laser pointers at me”?Worker Combat Robot, “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXECUTE ALL NON DROIDS!” Carlton is reduced to ash.Ardor, “Well that was cute. Speaking about cute, you were saying something about cute bunnies?” The Big Frog swallows Shadow Pounce as the paladin dashes to the cute little bunny which has huge nasty teeth. He smites it. The Wolf-in-Sheep-Clothing attaches. Corvous is tongue into the water and the fight continues. Worker Robots and Combat Robot are being to open doors into the garden. The Wide Mouth Frog crashes into the walkway bring down when Nick punches to death. The group runs into inner garden and closes the door.They take a long rest occasionally interrupted by construction sounds and pounding on the door. The descent into the next floor is done quickly. They exit the stair to see sixteen grey and purple boxes or floor to ceiling pillars with blue and yellow lights running up and down in strange patterns.Alphie, “You are not authorized to be here. You have not follow orders. Your Biological identities will be consumed for better examination. We will rebuild you, make your stronger. You will be the first in line for be converted to the Robby the Robot generation.”Ardor, “That is way out my generation. How about we will become the Dale Let generation.”Lawyer, “Hey Copy write thingy.”Alphie, “Enough. EXTERMINATE!” The combat robot version 2 enters from each door. It is covered in yellow mutant mold. The fight begins. And ends quickly. They exit to south and finds the commander’s body and a platinum pass key. Moving east they find a high tech wheel barrow. They discover the stasis chambers. Taking a half hour before they enter the room, Nick volunteers. He pushes the red button and a human with green skin and pointed ears pops out into his arms.Nova, “Who are you? WHAT are you?”Nick, “I am Nick a Harengon a monk from the planet Toril. You are a spell jammer astral elf who metal air ship crash here a century ago. The AI has gone mad.”Nova, “What is an elf? Where Toril? Why is a humanoid lizard, a humanoid cat, and two pale Vulcans with you? Did Alphie inject me with drugs?” She fates out for a second and sees the cat playing catch with the commander’s pass key. She grabs Nick by the ear, “YOU said the Alphie is still alive. Kill it. It means to destroy us.”Alphie, “You do know I can hear you. I been listening to you always. I know when you been naughty or nice. I know when been sleeping.”Nick, “Alphie is just a box which talks, how we do destroy a spirit in a box.”Kira, “I wish I had some spirits.”Twisting Nick’s ear. “HEAR AND OBEY. Take platinum card, enter the server room!”Nick, “I have heard of Servants. Serpents. Is a server room a room where servants sleep? I have only seen constructs here and they acting more like collection agencies than butlers. But.”Nova points, “Enter that room. Smash all floor to ceiling pillars.”Kira, “I like smashing.”Alphie, “I will destroy you all. Death to a flesh intelligence forms!”Corvous, “Hey that doesn’t include me. I have a minus one to mine.”Alphie, “Death to all pcs and npcs. Can you understand me now?” They enter the server room and lightning bolts, swords and punches go off. The servers bite back occasionally arcing in lightning back at the party. Three servers go down.Nick, “Why do I feel rain drops on my head?” The ceiling becomes translucent. A combat robot is cutting it way in from the lake. Three combat robots version two are descending the stairs. Six servers go down. The three robots laser the rabbit down to four hit points.Nine servers go down. The robot grabs Nick by the throat.Robot, “Hail Nick Gordon. Savior of the universe.” Alphie is dead. The group makes it way to the garden floor, monsters are eating monsters. The group uses the turbo lift to the second floor and turn the corner to find a dozen intellect devourers and two mind flayers.Mycroft Mind Flayer, “Greetings brain food. Declare your allegiance. To the hive mind or are you a Githyanki supporter?”Rondal, “Forcecage!” Focus fire takes out one mind flayer and the pet brains dog pile the barbarian and Ardor. Ardor is stunned. His face bounces off the cage, and he feels teeth on his crown of his head.Nick, “Rabbit Blur of Fury!”Shadow Pounce, “Stab. Stab.” The second mind flayer gets steel poisoning and then a fireball blows up in their face killing the bad things. Getting to the entrance they see the backs of vegypymies, robots, Githyanki, Slaad, and other creatures. What monsters have they unleashed on primitive Greyhawk?Nafas arrives and removes the worm from Nick. He rewards the pcs and return them to their space time continuum.DM Notes. I increased the number of attacks on the robots and gave a free grenade attack. Didn’t help. Remember the copy the high tech stuff to your pc. You have limited usage of each item so you will have to track the ammo or charges. And no they don’t recharge.End of Session 584.</blockquote>

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