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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9115488" data-attributes="member: 277">DDAL05-14 SessionReeducationFey Hided!Day 288 To Day 290Eleint 20 To Eleint 22PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 110 villains Captured 5 Villains Escaped 12Begin Time 6:35 End Time 10:05Take a level. 10 downtime days. 5,000 GP.Magic Items potion of Cloud Giant Strength, Opal of ILD Rune. Orb of stein Rune.I had a very weak group of three. Malroth Berserker 11 Tiefling. Thraz warlock 11 Lizardfolk. Galarock Battlesmith artificer 11.It is quiet. The giants have left a week ago. Everyone has when their separate ways. Hsing the furry pseudodragon wakes the group up. SEER is missing. She went to check out some ruins of the Morning Lord and has not return. Please fetch Hsing’s mobile can opener back. The group agrees to do for 6,650 gold pieces from his horde.The next morning, they meet some shepherds near the Morning Lord’s ruins. The Old Fart said she was going to investigate and would not take a guide with her. They send Bob to follow her later and he and his four sheep have not return. No giants have been seen since last week.Arriving at the Morning Lord former temple two hill giants and one frost giant are trying to bury the entrance. The battle is long but Galarock is able to solo a giant and then help out the group. But they are mostly down two thirds of the hit points. When Thraz starts bazooka barfing, amazing this barf heals all the damage.Ulcaster, “Why do I have scales? Why do I have claws? What have you adventurers done to my temple. Oh. I remember. I and Ulcaster high priest of the Morning Lord Hartsville Chapel. You get me my body which is in the temple with it Magic Mason Jar.”Malroth, “Can we break the jar.”Ulcaster, “It was the sacred sweet tea Mason jar of the morning lord. It brewed perfect cold brew sweet tea every day.”Thraz, “You mind getting out my body?”Ulcaster, “Hey what does this red button do? The spell label has followed off. Carry on my way word adventurers. I got some bed room memories to look through. OH, MY GAWD.”The group enter the temple to search for SEER and Bob. They find the dried-out body of Bob. The sheep look at them funny.Galarock, “Do sheep normally walk on the ceiling and have long vampire fangs? Oh, my gawd. Vampire Sheep Spawn. The situation is about to get wooly!” The sheep are defeated and entering the kitchen of the temple they have bad food to defeat. The Yorkshire pudding has gone bad. They take a nap and use half their healing options and press on.Entering the tomb of Ulcaster, his four buddies are waiting for him. “Dam I forgot. I died owning them money. OOPs. Oh, My Gawd a Beholder too. I Pushing the Red Button. Hey a demon. Attack Demon.” A few minutes later they take another nap and burn the rest of their healing options.Entering the Bedroom of Ulcaster, SEER is feeding grapes to Levanna. Levanna is telling them to move along. SEER is telling them to move along. The girls are having a girl’s night in which should last for a decade or two. Thraz cooks of a lighting bolt and Levanna the vampire is not amused. Just as Thraz is about to succumb to death’s third kiss, Malroth kills Levanna and breaks the enchantment.The group is not happy that Hsing only has chocolate gold pieces in his horde. But SEER dips into her savings to pay them off.End of Session 356</blockquote>

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