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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9212610" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Storm King’s Thunder Session 27</p><p></p><p>Epilogue</p><p></p><p>Day 154 to Day 160</p><p></p><p>Marpenoth 6 to Marpenoth 12</p><p></p><p>PC Killed 6 Monsters Killed 257 Villains Captured 10 Villains Escaped 142</p><p></p><p>Take 10 Downtime.</p><p></p><p>Begin Time 6:30. End Time 7:50 PM.</p><p></p><p>I had a strong group of six. Zar Wild Magic Barbarian 12 Brass Dragonborn. Fat Fingers Paladin 8 Barbarian 4 Mountain Dwarf. Haru Hunter Ranger 12 human. Silk Arcane Trickster 8 Warlock 3 Wood elf. Beowulf Devotion Paladin 9 barbarian 3 human. Marketh Vengeance Paladin 8 Battle Master 4 Scourge Aasimar.</p><p></p><p>Fat Fingers, “Okay we have a dead princess, a dead traitor, and what else? I have Dented steel Sheild, and Picture of a giant’s mom.”</p><p></p><p>Silk, “I have a moldy wheel of cheese and a carved wooden statue of a dwarf”</p><p></p><p>Zar, “I have an uprooted black berry bush and a wooden door with twisted hinges.”</p><p></p><p>Beowulf, “I have a shabby wool giant size cloak, and giant drinking horn.”</p><p></p><p>Haru, “3 boulders, and a pup tent used as a handkerchief.”</p><p></p><p>Marketh, “I have a book on Drizzt and mangy fur pelt.”</p><p></p><p>The group returns to Hekaton with the dead bodies. Hekaton, “My daughter fell in battle. My oldest daughter tried a palace coup while you away. I been having a bad day.”</p><p></p><p>Beowulf, “You been having a bad day. I was pooped out a dragon. Have you ever been raised from the dead cover in.” Hekaton slams Beowulf with the back of his hand. “Snape out of small. You are an honorary giant. My daughter is in prison awaiting sentence.”</p><p></p><p>Beowulf, “Can I taunt her and kill her?” The king face changes.</p><p></p><p>Hekaton, “Pick a battle buddy. You are all honorary giant. Let battle decide. If you win, you win and I will reach into my treasure vault. If she wins, she will be banished for twenty years. Let the throne room be prepared.”</p><p></p><p>Uncle Uthor, “This is trial by combat. Mirran versus the King’s Champions. Beowulf and Marketh. Take opposite sides. There will be no betting. Silk and Zar sit on the King’s right-hand side. His daughter Nym on his left. Battle begins in three minutes. Make any preparation you want. Begin!”</p><p></p><p>Marketh casts Haste and charges Mirran. Beowulf polishes his nails. Mirran and Marketh exchange blows and Mirran falls back. Beowulf polishes his sword. Maketh charges again and smites and smites and an extra smite. Mirran downs Marketh.</p><p></p><p>Mr. Happy. “Hey What the Frack. I was on the beach with Serissa. She looks fine in a two piece. Why are you getting in a fight. What the frack is happening?” Marketh, “I have a plan.”</p><p></p><p>Mr. Happy, “DUDE you are on death saves and you battle buddy is still polishing his sword.” Mirran drinks a potion of supreme healing. “Are you coming to your death my small?”, asks Mirran.</p><p></p><p>Beowulf, “I have a plan.”</p><p></p><p>Mr. Happy, “Hey one and one. And the giantess is looting your body. I was sure she stomped you. Two and one and Mr. Genius still has not moved. She is just looking at your body and your battle buddy. Two and two and nobody is moving. Well, your breathing is getting labored. Dude sucks to you now to heaven.” Marketh sits up.</p><p></p><p>Marketh, “My friends I go to hell.”</p><p></p><p>Mr. Happy, “DUDE you a paladin, I got your travel orders. It is heaven.”</p><p></p><p>Marketh, “I go to hell my friends. I will await you and slay many of demons and devils and make Zariel weep in shame. I await you.” Mr. Happy and the rest of group jaws hit the floor.</p><p></p><p>Beowulf draws a line in the sand. “I dare you to cross this line.” Mirran quaffs the potion of giant size.</p><p></p><p>DM “I allow this to work and since I give range multiattack to all giant’s damage is going to be triple. Since everyone is okay with that continue.”</p><p></p><p>Rocks are thrown and mostly dodged but Beowulf does not cross the line. As Mirran closes the distance Beowulf finally takes his potion of giant size. As he is growing to his new height Mirran slices his face and cuts his stomach open.”</p><p></p><p>Mr. Happy, “What the frack. I was on vacation. I was not supposed to appear tonight. Okay. One fail. And the giantess is just waiting. Two fail and she is using your sword to trim her nails. A Nat 1. What the frack! Shut it no speech for you.”</p><p></p><p>As the last breath leaves his body, he hears Hekaton banish Mirran. The next morning, they port to Waterdeep and pick up the resurrection scroll. Hekaton uses to raise his wife and find out how and by whom she was murdered. A day or so pass and the group teleport into Nightstone.</p><p></p><p>The finishing touches are being done. Yondra is visibly showing and Haru starts putting his foot in his mouth. “Havin you be busy slaying giants, and kill dragons I have. You been safe here in town.”</p><p></p><p>Yondra, “I want chocolate. And I want my feet rubbed.”</p><p></p><p>“Honey, I see you are upset. Here is a thousand gp. Get you something nice,” replies Haru. The door slams in his face. The rest of group retreat to the inn. They bury the dead paladins in the new cemetery.</p><p></p><p>Zar retires and opens a cat bar with Marmaduke as the head Tom.</p><p></p><p>Fat Fingers and Silk return to King Hekaton to have him decreed all giants have to give up slavery. The other giants counter offer captives would serve three years of service. As honorary giants, the duo makes war on any giant which takes slaves. The first week, they kill all the Yakfolk of Duke Zalto. They team up with the moon elves and continue the battle. They need recruits.</p><p></p><p>The End.</p><p></p><p>End of Session 481</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 9212610, member: 277"] Storm King’s Thunder Session 27 Epilogue Day 154 to Day 160 Marpenoth 6 to Marpenoth 12 PC Killed 6 Monsters Killed 257 Villains Captured 10 Villains Escaped 142 Take 10 Downtime. Begin Time 6:30. End Time 7:50 PM. I had a strong group of six. Zar Wild Magic Barbarian 12 Brass Dragonborn. Fat Fingers Paladin 8 Barbarian 4 Mountain Dwarf. Haru Hunter Ranger 12 human. Silk Arcane Trickster 8 Warlock 3 Wood elf. Beowulf Devotion Paladin 9 barbarian 3 human. Marketh Vengeance Paladin 8 Battle Master 4 Scourge Aasimar. Fat Fingers, “Okay we have a dead princess, a dead traitor, and what else? I have Dented steel Sheild, and Picture of a giant’s mom.” Silk, “I have a moldy wheel of cheese and a carved wooden statue of a dwarf” Zar, “I have an uprooted black berry bush and a wooden door with twisted hinges.” Beowulf, “I have a shabby wool giant size cloak, and giant drinking horn.” Haru, “3 boulders, and a pup tent used as a handkerchief.” Marketh, “I have a book on Drizzt and mangy fur pelt.” The group returns to Hekaton with the dead bodies. Hekaton, “My daughter fell in battle. My oldest daughter tried a palace coup while you away. I been having a bad day.” Beowulf, “You been having a bad day. I was pooped out a dragon. Have you ever been raised from the dead cover in.” Hekaton slams Beowulf with the back of his hand. “Snape out of small. You are an honorary giant. My daughter is in prison awaiting sentence.” Beowulf, “Can I taunt her and kill her?” The king face changes. Hekaton, “Pick a battle buddy. You are all honorary giant. Let battle decide. If you win, you win and I will reach into my treasure vault. If she wins, she will be banished for twenty years. Let the throne room be prepared.” Uncle Uthor, “This is trial by combat. Mirran versus the King’s Champions. Beowulf and Marketh. Take opposite sides. There will be no betting. Silk and Zar sit on the King’s right-hand side. His daughter Nym on his left. Battle begins in three minutes. Make any preparation you want. Begin!” Marketh casts Haste and charges Mirran. Beowulf polishes his nails. Mirran and Marketh exchange blows and Mirran falls back. Beowulf polishes his sword. Maketh charges again and smites and smites and an extra smite. Mirran downs Marketh. Mr. Happy. “Hey What the Frack. I was on the beach with Serissa. She looks fine in a two piece. Why are you getting in a fight. What the frack is happening?” Marketh, “I have a plan.” Mr. Happy, “DUDE you are on death saves and you battle buddy is still polishing his sword.” Mirran drinks a potion of supreme healing. “Are you coming to your death my small?”, asks Mirran. Beowulf, “I have a plan.” Mr. Happy, “Hey one and one. And the giantess is looting your body. I was sure she stomped you. Two and one and Mr. Genius still has not moved. She is just looking at your body and your battle buddy. Two and two and nobody is moving. Well, your breathing is getting labored. Dude sucks to you now to heaven.” Marketh sits up. Marketh, “My friends I go to hell.” Mr. Happy, “DUDE you a paladin, I got your travel orders. It is heaven.” Marketh, “I go to hell my friends. I will await you and slay many of demons and devils and make Zariel weep in shame. I await you.” Mr. Happy and the rest of group jaws hit the floor. Beowulf draws a line in the sand. “I dare you to cross this line.” Mirran quaffs the potion of giant size. DM “I allow this to work and since I give range multiattack to all giant’s damage is going to be triple. Since everyone is okay with that continue.” Rocks are thrown and mostly dodged but Beowulf does not cross the line. As Mirran closes the distance Beowulf finally takes his potion of giant size. As he is growing to his new height Mirran slices his face and cuts his stomach open.” Mr. Happy, “What the frack. I was on vacation. I was not supposed to appear tonight. Okay. One fail. And the giantess is just waiting. Two fail and she is using your sword to trim her nails. A Nat 1. What the frack! Shut it no speech for you.” As the last breath leaves his body, he hears Hekaton banish Mirran. The next morning, they port to Waterdeep and pick up the resurrection scroll. Hekaton uses to raise his wife and find out how and by whom she was murdered. A day or so pass and the group teleport into Nightstone. The finishing touches are being done. Yondra is visibly showing and Haru starts putting his foot in his mouth. “Havin you be busy slaying giants, and kill dragons I have. You been safe here in town.” Yondra, “I want chocolate. And I want my feet rubbed.” “Honey, I see you are upset. Here is a thousand gp. Get you something nice,” replies Haru. The door slams in his face. The rest of group retreat to the inn. They bury the dead paladins in the new cemetery. Zar retires and opens a cat bar with Marmaduke as the head Tom. Fat Fingers and Silk return to King Hekaton to have him decreed all giants have to give up slavery. The other giants counter offer captives would serve three years of service. As honorary giants, the duo makes war on any giant which takes slaves. The first week, they kill all the Yakfolk of Duke Zalto. They team up with the moon elves and continue the battle. They need recruits. The End. End of Session 481 [/QUOTE]
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