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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 8791983" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Tom’s Looting Party</p><p></p><p>Serious and funny in remembrance post.</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “It was Fall of Eleint 14, 1500 when news of Epic Rogue Cleric Tom “Make Peace” Wagner death hit Waterdeep. Due to an exotic dancer assassin and evil dragon.”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “Actually Tom Wagner Died in his sleep on Sept 14, 2022.”</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “Women of Dragon Con swooned. Dryads cried. And…”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “We were all sad. And are still mourning.”</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “Evil plans were laid. Adventuring parties gathered on Marpenoth 1 to raid the dead man’s lair. To find artifacts and magical math rocks. The party of 7 gathered. But the gawds of fate, and travel had other plans. Three members did not make to the lair. But finally on Marpenoth 3 the thieves arrived at the lair.”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “Well Actually Tom’s Sister flight was delayed. She did arrive in town to late Saturday. So clean up was moved to this past Monday.”</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “The wizard searches the arcane papers. The warrior battled huge cobwebs. The Thief looked for shining math rocks. Piles were created. Arcane papers, tomes, picture tomes, paintings of family and DragonCon, math rocks, figurines of wondrous power, and other piles.”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “Tom’s family was already cleaning and sorting his stuff when I arrived. The gaming stuff went to the group. His Church has said they would take and sell the books and comic books. The photos were split into two piles. Family photos and Tom’s huge collection of DragonCon photos. His sister was sorting through all the paper work, while her husband and I cleaned and sorted.”</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “Three and a half days of looting….”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “THAT IS HOURS.”</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “Poison Traps were encountered but multiple bags of holding, dozens of trunks, and arcane robes were looted.”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “You saw a few cockroaches and decide to flea bomb your trunk to make sure they didn’t make to your house. Twenty minutes later you popped your trunk and took a deep breath. IDIOT. It was on full Kia Forte Trunk of gaming stuff. The dress jackets went to the Parolee’s charity.”</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “Two and half weeks of sorting and inventory took place…”</p><p></p><p>Harry Heckler, “HOURS. IT WAS HOURS. “</p><p></p><p>Bothersome Bard, “The Kingdoms await the announcement of the wake.”</p><p></p><p>Rest in Peace Tom. A good gamer friend.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 8791983, member: 277"] Tom’s Looting Party Serious and funny in remembrance post. Bothersome Bard, “It was Fall of Eleint 14, 1500 when news of Epic Rogue Cleric Tom “Make Peace” Wagner death hit Waterdeep. Due to an exotic dancer assassin and evil dragon.” Harry Heckler, “Actually Tom Wagner Died in his sleep on Sept 14, 2022.” Bothersome Bard, “Women of Dragon Con swooned. Dryads cried. And…” Harry Heckler, “We were all sad. And are still mourning.” Bothersome Bard, “Evil plans were laid. Adventuring parties gathered on Marpenoth 1 to raid the dead man’s lair. To find artifacts and magical math rocks. The party of 7 gathered. But the gawds of fate, and travel had other plans. Three members did not make to the lair. But finally on Marpenoth 3 the thieves arrived at the lair.” Harry Heckler, “Well Actually Tom’s Sister flight was delayed. She did arrive in town to late Saturday. So clean up was moved to this past Monday.” Bothersome Bard, “The wizard searches the arcane papers. The warrior battled huge cobwebs. The Thief looked for shining math rocks. Piles were created. Arcane papers, tomes, picture tomes, paintings of family and DragonCon, math rocks, figurines of wondrous power, and other piles.” Harry Heckler, “Tom’s family was already cleaning and sorting his stuff when I arrived. The gaming stuff went to the group. His Church has said they would take and sell the books and comic books. The photos were split into two piles. Family photos and Tom’s huge collection of DragonCon photos. His sister was sorting through all the paper work, while her husband and I cleaned and sorted.” Bothersome Bard, “Three and a half days of looting….” Harry Heckler, “THAT IS HOURS.” Bothersome Bard, “Poison Traps were encountered but multiple bags of holding, dozens of trunks, and arcane robes were looted.” Harry Heckler, “You saw a few cockroaches and decide to flea bomb your trunk to make sure they didn’t make to your house. Twenty minutes later you popped your trunk and took a deep breath. IDIOT. It was on full Kia Forte Trunk of gaming stuff. The dress jackets went to the Parolee’s charity.” Bothersome Bard, “Two and half weeks of sorting and inventory took place…” Harry Heckler, “HOURS. IT WAS HOURS. “ Bothersome Bard, “The Kingdoms await the announcement of the wake.” Rest in Peace Tom. A good gamer friend. [/QUOTE]
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