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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9442017" data-attributes="member: 277">Vecna Eve of Ruin Session 3Day 366 to 367PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 30 Villains Captured 0 Villains Escaped 12Start Time 6:48 End Time 9:30Take 10 down time days. 280 GP. Level to 12th.Magic Items Scroll Circle of Death, +2 Dagger, +1 Dagger, +1 longsword, +2 Club, Potion of Fire resistance, Potion of Supreme Healing * 2, Gem of Seeing,I had a strong group of six. Light Twilight Cleric 11 Human. Bronwyn Barbarian 11 human. Buildrick Artillerist 11 human. Alexi evoker wizard 11 human with devil sight. Azar Paladin 11 human. Mandessa Negra Artillerist 3 Warlock 9 changeling.Harengon, “Goblin Season.”Goblin, “Harengon Season”.Harengon, “Goblin Season.”Goblin, “Harengon Season”.Harengon, “Goblin Season.”Goblin, “Harengon Season”.Harengon, “Goblin Season.”Goblin, “Harengon Season”.Harengon, “Goblin Season.”Goblin, “Harengon Season”.Suddenly the side wall bursts open. A yellow 90s school bus runs over Buildrick, Bronwyn and Azar. A middle age red hair human opens the doors. “Get children we going on an adventure. Get now.” They file in. Gears grind. “Buildrick comb your hair and seat up front.” Backing up the bus she runs over the two opening toons. Entering warp drive she hands the map to Buildrick who can’t find Sigil or the Casino. He finally finds the casino but Sigil had been replaced with Avernus watermarked BG3.She stops out in front of a blue mansion. Three wizards await in the two females one all in blue, and one male. Group, “We are the wizards three. While Wishing on a Staircase your names popped out. You have quested to do a mission.”Group, “Who are you again?”Three, “We are the wizard three.”Group, “Doesn’t ring a bell.”Purple Lady, “The blue lady and owner of the mansion is Alustriel Silverhand, the gentleman is Mordenkainen, and I am Tasha.”Group, “Those seem familiar. But not ringing a bell.”Tasha, “You Wizard, look into your spell book you may get a laugh.”Alexi, “oh. Oh. OH! Right. Sorry.”Tasha, “Your license fee is due for the spells. Pay up.”Mordenkainen, “We are not going to cut and paste the briefing. You have seen the cover.”Silverhand, “I really like the ALT cover.”Mordenkainen, “To sum up you are linked to Vecna. NOT HE IS NOT CUTTING OFF HIS HEAD. That was just a rumor created by an evil mouse sorcerer. Vecna is trying to get the rod of seven parts and use to rewrite the book, um multiverse. You will stop him!”Azar, “You are powerful wizards why don’t you do it?”Wizards, “We are NPCS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME AN NPC?”Group, “Grumpy are you. We do it.”Silverhand, “Feel free to rest up. Mrs. Frizzle is getting gas for her bus. Come talk to me each privately in my workshop. IF YOU say what on your face Azar not the little blue pill will work on you.”Time pass and each person get a loan of a rare or lesser magic item. NOTE this must be returned at the end of the book. DM NOTE YOU MISSED NOTHING.The next morning, Ms. Frizzle is ready and has a smaller map. Ms. Frizzle, “Next stop the Underdark and Lolth temple on third and main street. Gears grind and they off the go. Arriving at the temple it is dark. Light casts darkvision for all and sees a nice ruby, “SHINEY!” BOOM. A lightning bolt hits him. The ruby falls from his hand. Arcana knowledge is used and the gem is recharging.Group, “Mumble. Mumble.”DM, “What was that I heard some CHEESY mumbling going on.” The DM is given a non-mumbled answer.Light, “I take my sword and sweep the ruby into my bag of holding. Technically (CENSORED).”Smiling DM, “I will allow it. You do remember the stuff that you precast is in the bag too.” Negra getting bored pops the lock to the middle door and moves in. The rest of group falls into marching order. Turning a corner a deep gnome waves at them and steps into a pentagram.Buildrick, “It should have been a HEXAGON. Because he be gone soon”. (I think he said that.) And in one minute he was right. Moving on they interrupt a CEO and her business meeting.Light, “IT IS A CEO. BIG BUSINESS. KILL THEM.” Banishments, one mage head, and other spells go off. Light reaches into his pouch and the ruby activates again. His bag and most of his facial hair is ripped off to a different dimension. The demon punches his light out but is then killed. A quick short rest is taken before entering the secret door.DM. “A Drider Dragon spits at you.”Group, “What? My spell takes out the whole room. Huh?”DM, “Introducing SPELL TEMPLATES. A new item from the ACME catalog.” A better drawn map and few rounds of combat later. A green gem in a small piece of staff falls from the ceiling. Azar catches it.END OF QUEST PART 1 ROD OF SEVEN PARTS LOCATED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO NEXT CHAPTER? YES, or NO?Group, “NO!”Looping back to the entrance they see a goblin and duergar trying to escape. “HALT RIGHT there!” Buildrick yells. The goblin has SUB stamped on his forehead. Goblin, “Please don’t kill us. The Harengon has a spear and magic helmet. A spear and magic helmet. His friend has a mansion and yacht.” The group chooses MERCY. And gets the copy to the jail cells.Entering the jail cells they bluff Malltok. He allows the group to talk with the prisoners and wants to talk grilling recipes because they smell of smoke and charred food. Gerturde the cyclops caravan guard is the only good prisoner. Not trusting the grimlock they move on and discover the other prisoners are dead.They finish looting the site. They grab Gertude and head for the bus stop.End of Chapter 2.DM NOTES. Light’s Bag of Holding regenerates. While a DM can destroy an item in session, unless the adventure specifically destroys it.Green Piece of Rod. Cast Commune once a day. Resets at Dawn.End of Session 531.</blockquote>

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