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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9453939" data-attributes="member: 277">Vecna Eve of Ruin Session 5Chapter 4 Ruin Colossus orBurn and TurnDay 377 to 382PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 44 Villains Captured 0 Villains Escaped 12Start Time 6:33 End Time 9:30Take 10 down time days. 400 GP.Magic Items Ring of Feather FallI had an average group of five. Bronwyn Barbarian 13 human. Buildrick Artillerist 13 human. Mandessa Negra Artillerist 3 Warlock 10 changeling. Bolt Battlesmith 13 winged tiefling. Thoran The Bard the Third ranger 7 barbarian 3 Fighter 3 Dragonborn.Harengon “Dragonborn Season.”Dragonborn, “Harengon Season.”Harengon “Dragonborn Season.”Dragonborn, “Harengon Season.”Harengon “Dragonborn Season.”Dragonborn, “Harengon Season.”Thoran The Bard the Third, “DM I stand up in this fine dining restaurant and cast silence!” DM tosses the wanted posters aside but still let the intro music play. The music comes to close and two mirror portals open in the restaurant. One thirty feet away, and the other one hundred feet away. Chains appear around their waists leading to the closer one.A tall nice look gentleman walks through the portal. Show the picture on page 255.“Bronwyn, Hand over the two pieces of the rod of the seven parts.”Thoran The Bard the Third, “Who are you?”“I am Vecna keeper of secrets.”Thoran The Bard the Third, “Well it was no secret you your greasy ugly mother, your failure of a father, and life itself, that you are one ugly dude. You bastard.”Vecna, “You (Power reaction dirty word).” Thoran The Bard the Third takes ten necrotic.Thoran The Bard the Third pushing the glasses up on his nose, “Well actually dm that five. Necrotic resistance.” And the fight is on. Only Bolt bolts toward the freedom, the rest begin to play with their villainous chew toy.Vecna, “(Power reaction dirty word). And being my turn now Vile Teleport next to Bronwyn and power up eighty hit points DM.” Daggers fly, spells spell, teleporters teleports and most everyone is headed for the portal. One hour later.Mandessa, “I bag Vecna. Big boom!” Mandessa drops a bag of holding into a bag of holding. The explosion throws the rest of their group through the gate. Vecna and the changeling arrive in the astral plane.Vecna, “Interesting. You care for a few games of UNO?” A day later a yellow school bus picks the genie warlock and drops the group off in a remote valley of Eberron. The briefing was light on details. The third part is in the valley somewhere. But the magic haze is blocking the location beacon. Perhaps a Docent inside of the huge autognomes with bad thyroid problems, could be remove and duct taped to the rod. Perhaps that could help.Thoran The Bard the Third takes a set and barfs, “Spider Survival Sense not working. But is only twenty minutes away to that huge autognome. Two hours later, they arrive. It takes two hours to disassemble the gnome but the docent is not working. They move on to a small tent city where they meet Kalyth the head of the scavengers. She agrees to go with them to show them how to best take apart the autognomes. The next morning breaks.Thoran The Bard the Third, “That other autognome is only an hour away.” Six hours later and another ninety minutes still no working docent. The sleep over goes quietly. And some bedroom secrets were mentioned.Thoran The Bard the Third, “I am sure that autognome is only ten minutes away.” Twenty minutes later.Bronwyn, “Are we there yet?”Thoran The Bard the Third, “We get there when we get there.” Suddenly an automech Burning Blazing Cocaine Bear erupts from the group and smacks Bronwyn in the face. The artificers dissemble the bear. And take parts. They move on into the ambush where four medium sized autognomes advance on them. They are rusty and.Buildrick, “Hey. I got some Wd-40, some three in one oil, some bear parts. It is unbearable you people have let yourself rust away like that.” The Blade Society stops and chats with the group. They tell the group not to tell Glaive about this party parley. The pilgrims in the village Ialos may have more information. But actually, they are warforged and the big ones are colossus.Thoran The Bard the Third, “The town should be a day away!” Eight hours later after nine pm they arrive in the village. It is all ruins with only the mill grinding sand into dust working. Everything else was destroyed in the Day of Mouring. Mommy Mercy is in charge of the thirteen pilgrims. In the morning, the party loots the village.Thoran The Bard the Third and Mandessa, “We found oil painting buried in the sand,”Bolt, “I found a ring of feather fall.”Bronwyn and Buildrick, “We found thirteen docents and a triple a battery. And directions on how to put batteries in a docent.” Ninety minutes later the group has a working radar attached to rod of seven parts it points to cliff size colossus. A long march later they enter the caves next to the feet of the colossus.They beat up a few flying sets of armour and Buildrick gets pushed into the gray stream. It tastes bad and tries to talk to her. The party talks to the stream. It is actually brain fluid. Bronwyn is warned to beware the four at the door. The rod is in the brain room.Buildrick wakes up a sleeping warforged name Filch who has been sleeping since the Day of Mourning. Buildrick mentions Mercy being in the village and Filch gets very happy. Mercy and Filch were an item back in the day before the Day of Mouring. He shakes everyone hand and moves out. Moving closer to the foot, they decide to explore the alternate route.Opening the door, they find three HUGE. STOP. DM RANT. Would the editor, writers, monster expert, and map makers of WOTC products please check sizes. Back to the show.Opening the door, Buildrick finds three LARGE Borg squeezed into a tiny for them room. Wall of Fire and Wall of Force go up and melt the trio.Entering the right foot, they float up the shin bone, which connect to thigh bone, which is connected to hips. Entering the pelvis bone, the group enters the very silence left kidney. Buildrick thinking the person sleeping maybe cold adds another blanket.Alamar-Vatashi, “SLEEP OVER! We must do each other hair and.” All this is by telepathy and when she discovers the group is mostly artificers she drags them into the right kidney lab. They eat paste. No, they think of eating paste but the paste is only good for constructs. Suddenly a small earthquake happens. Spinal fluid sprays over the party, and a wall comes down. They are charge by a private yelling. As soon as he enters the kidney, he teleports back into the chamber. This repeats three times.Mandessa, “Halt. And report!”Chandry, “Private Chandy reporting. I was separated when the earthquake happened. I am trying to get pass this force field for ages.” Mandessa gives a sitrep to the private which includes ages has passed and his party is dead. Chandry salutes the group and fades.DM Notes. We will pick this back up in L12. You can legally go shopping between sessions. Or if you want to do at the table let me know.End of Session 535</blockquote>

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