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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9463077" data-attributes="member: 277">Vecna Eve of Ruin Session 7Chapter 5 Death HouseOr Bad SleepoverDay 383 to Day 383 11:59 PMPC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 85 Villains Captured 0 Villains Escaped 12Start Time 6:39 End Time 9:48TAKE A SHORT REST ONLY.Take 10 downtime days, 915 GP 2 SP.Magic Item +2 Shortsword.I had weak group of four. Bronwyn Barbarian 14 human. Buildrick Artillerist 14 human. Bolt Battlesmith 14 winged tiefling. Keke Cleric 14 Drow.Monster 1, “FRANKENstein!”Monster 2, “FrankenSTEIN!”Monster 1, “FRANKENstein!”Monster 2, “FrankenSTEIN!”Monster 1, “FRANKENstein!”Monster 2, “FrankenSTEIN!”Monster 1, “FRANKENstein!”Monster 2, “FrankenSTEIN!”Monster 1, “FRANKENstein!”Monster 2, “FrankenSTEIN!”Buildrick, “Well actually Frankenstein was the creator. The monster was never named.”Monster 1, “Well actually you are interrupting you fleshly bag of flesh.”Monster 2, “I say we pull his third leg off. Then the rest of his parts.” Monster 1 agrees. Buildrick is losing the fight until the Mrs. Frizzle runs over the monsters and puts him into the wall.Mrs. Frizzle, “Children. What did I say about fighting? Get him off my hood ornament. You. Buildrick. Front seat where I can see you. No. You don’t get to talk. Sit on your hands palm down. Shush. Now children we going house hunting.”Keke, “Where?”Mrs. Frizzle, “A nice little foggy valley call Bar Roam Um. The property is at 1313 Evil Lane. If looks good, I buy it.” A dark fog clouds the bus as it pulls up to the stop. Fingers of fog dip into pockets and pouches as the group looks for directions. An urchin named Oliver agree to take them to the house. A lit torch appears dim in the fog behind them. Another block two torches follow them. Another block four torches. Yet another block ten torches.Bolt, “I stop and ask the people who they are?”Towny 1, “We are the good people of Barovia. We don’t like your kind here. With your strange foreign ways.”Towny 2, “Go home!”Bolt, “What is wrong with us.”Towny 1, “You are clean. YOU USE SOAP!”Towny 2, “Throw pooh on them.” A small bear with a red shirt bounces off Bolt. “That dark one smells of Shampoo, Conditioner, and TOOTHPASTE.Buildrick, “prestidigitation!” The crowd screams. Pitchforks are aimed. Suddenly a lady three musketeer on horse rides up. “Who are you who is wise on the SCIENCE of Santa Tate Son! I am Sarusanda Ulmist Inquisition Multiverse Interdimensional Agency Department Six. You are not of this dimension. There is great evil ahead in the house on.”Bronwyn, “1313 Evil Road. Hey squatters. I get bet a brute squad!”Sarusanda, “That will work!”The group meets the kids Thorn and Rose and fill their bellies with candy, cinnamon buns, and jerky. Their mommy and daddy locked them outside, because a monster was inside. The group enters and the iron gate slams behind them. The foyer is clean. Too Clean. Entering the main hallway the fire place self-starts and reality shifts.Two Victorian couples come down the red marble stairway. They invited Buildrick to lunch. Unwrapping his scarf, they go for the neck. Buildrick, “I am not a midmorning snack.” His twists and tuns a lot to avoid the bites of the vampires. (DM grumble. 3 attacks out of 12. Half with advantage.) Reality shifts to the present day.The cloak room is clean and mostly empty, the dinning room is suddenly missing the dining set, and the kitchen is well stock and clean and has products from 1886. The dumbwaiter is too small to fit the pets, so is unexplored. The man den is interest.Buildrick, “Why are the wolves whistling at me?” The group stare at the stuffed wolves and then Buildrick.“You are seeing things dear.”, replies Bronwyn, “Like the trap door Bolt is on.” Bolt drops into the basement.Most of the basement is uninteresting. It has places which are very well kept, and others which are rotting away. Except for the priestess in thin shifts.Keke, “Hey girlfriends,” The priestess take exception to the remark and try to drain the life out of Buildrick. They got down in two rounds only to rise again. (DM Note Read this monster twice before running it.) After the girls are down for the night they group moves to subbasement, without some Round Up, the fight with the shambling mounds is difficult. Take a pause they see mommy and daddy performing a no-no ritual.Buildrick, “I didn’t ask how big the room was. I said fireball!”Keke, “And Flamestrike. And everyone charge.”Relentless Impaler, “DEATH SPIKE DANCE DISCO. And stabby stabby stab on Bronwyn! I toss her face down into the pool I rose from dm!” Bronwyn is bleeding out and blowing bubbles.Mr. Happy, “What. You were here just yesterday. And they are fireballing you and the home owners too. Ouch sick burns.”Relentless Impaler, “I see you Buildrick. TELEPORT. Hey that didn’t hurt. Stabby, Stab, and slice of your life. Hey Keke. TELEPORT. That hurt a little. BUILDRICK, I said stay down. Ouch Bolt that hurt. Stab. Stabby. And STAB again.”Mr. Happy, “Back to living for you Bronwyn. Dam dude. An auto crit on your prone bleeding. The DM hates you tonight.”Bronwyn, “2.”Relentless Impaler, “You going with me. You are going with me. Ha. Ha.”Keke, “Excuse me DM. You did say the new inspiration rules say I can pass mine on. Right.”DM, “Right. But it is not advantage it is take the second roll.”Keke, “Buildrick have inspiration. “Buildrick, “19!”Keke, “Also my turn, Bronwyn hit point up to 120 HP.” Shows the DM the spell.Relentless Impaler, “naughty word! Wait a minute. I grab Buildrick’s cell phone. Hello. Daddy Count Strahd von Zarovich. I don’t like this sleep over any more. The adventurers are not playing fair. They melted all the smores. They told scary ghost stories. And Bronwyn beat me up. Could you come pick me up. And beat them up! And Bolt called you a name.”Count Strahd von Zarovich, “I will be over in an hour!” The phone clicks. Relentless Impaler flips the group the bird.The end. Of him.DM Notes. Wandering Monster Check Chart. 5-8, and 10-11 no longer in use. I used directions only in relation to front or back of the house. It did confuse you. We will pick this up one short rest at the same location.End of Session 539.</blockquote>

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