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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 9565910" data-attributes="member: 277">Vecna Eve of Ruin Session 18Chapter 11 Eve of RuinDay 446PC Killed 10 Monsters Killed 226 Villains Captured 2 Villains Escaped 17K/D ration 22.6 to 1Start Time 6:21 End Time 9:5010 Downtime days.I had an average group of five. Bronwyn Barbarian 20 human. Buildrick Artillerist 20 human. Baulder Cleric 1 Wizard 19 Human. Mighty Mag Barbarian 20 Human. Wobbles Warlock 120 tiefling.Baulder, “excuse me Rotten DM. PC conference at the front of the store, and you will need an additional sign in sheet.” Whisper. Look at DM. Smile. Whisper. Look at DM. Smile. “Here are our additional allies.”DM. I had a very strong group of five. True polymorph Baulder to Ancient Gold Dragon. True polymorph Simulacrum to Ancient Gold Dragon. True polymorph Mighty Mag to Ancient Gold dragon. Iron Golem. And Berserker Spirit from Horn of Valhalla. Rod of Seven Parts with four charges left. Expend Charge Simulacrum Buildrick.The sound of a bus is heard. The wizards three house is nearly destroyed as a school bus runs over Buildrick again. A sixty year with red and gray hair steps off. She racks her double barrel shotgun.Ms. Fizzle, “You Bull Rick tell me why I shouldn’t shoot you now. You stole my bus. Threw me and my kids off. Your ran over the Varsity cheerleaders. And back up over Principal Skinner.”Everyone starts to try to calm here down! BOOM. Buildrick takes buckshot to the chest, “Quiet” Bronwyn tries to grab the shot gun, she is thrown at Wobbles who ducks. Bronwyn hits the wall and slides down. Mighty Mag tries to grab the shot gun, she flies pass Baulder and hits the other wall.Wobbles, “You are greying old lady.” Ms. Frizzle reaches out and closes his lips, “Pink Slip. Dentition. This Saturday.” She is calming down when Baulder grabs the shot gun and sits on her. A few minutes pass as things are explain. The group loads the bus, “Vecna Multiplane next stop. This your stop get off my bus before I change my mind.”The location keeps shifting. Dot of the Warner Brothers and Sisters arrives. “Hello see thing you new here Baulder, you are so dreamy in that gold dragon form. Who has the wacky stick of seven parts. You Buildrick?” Whisper. Look at the rest group. “Bye now. Wait a minute I need to pull this lever. Don’t look down. Rats they looked down.” They fall into a cave just before they go splat parachutes open and float them to the ground. It is a cheesy knock of Superman’s crystal fortress of solitude. Taking the first tunnel they walk back into Neverwinter.“All hail the King. Neverember first of his line. He will pass judgement on these four criminals.” Two kids, an old lady, and a little pony are on separate gallows and are about to be hanged. Wobbles and Baulder notice the guards are wights.King Neverember, “For frolicking in the King’s Garden. For have fun until your dad took your T-Bird away, I sentence you four to death by hanging. Does the crowd have anything to say in their defense.”Wobbles, “Your guards are dead, and you are undead.”King Neverember, “No I am not. I live. I breathe. I am perfectly healthy.”Wobbles, “No you stank. And you are just a minor noble. You are not king.”King Neverember, “You know you are right.” The group snaps back into the crystal chamber. Tunnel one is no more. Dot appears.Dot, “and one more thing a fifth level spell slot will burn the illusion away too.”Entering the second chamber, the void opens into Spelljammer space. Nearby a mile long space lobster is being attacked by huge beholders. The beholders turn to face the party. “LUNCH!”Wobbles, “DISBELIEVE. Burning a fifth level slot dm.”Snapping back into the crystal cave, they take the third tunnel. The walk is long, tunnels turn into urban streets. Oscar the Grouch with the slain cast of Sesame Street impaled on his body approaches, “It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood. A neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?”Buildrick, “NO. Charge from the rod dm.” The group snaps into another dimension. Dot arrives.Dot, “You guys are so dreamy. I got a secret. Do you have a secret? Let’s trade. Seven secrets kept. With sixteen available, you win.”Mighty Mag, “What?”Dot, “Bonus inspiration each. And see thru the walls.”Mighty Mag, “What walls?”Dot, “The walls at the bottom of the pit.”Mighty Mag, “What pit.”Dot, “This pit.” She throws an Acme portable hole under their feet. They fall. Mostly. Arriving at the bottom of the pit, they take a breath. Three Death Knights ghost out from the walls and attack.Death Knights, “By unholy Vecna, we evoke Hellfire orb.” Three booms follow.Death Knight One. “Is this a person on death saves I see before me. DOUBLE TAP.” Mr. Happy arrives on is boogie board. “I am so happy.” Dragons claw, blows are exchanged. Death Knight two falls.Death Knight One, “If they hurt one of ours, we send one of theirs to morgue. DOUBLE TAP BUILDRICK.” The death knight falls and Buildrick Simulacrum cast revivify on both dead people. Lots and lots of potions of healing later, the iron golem presses the diamond and is teleported into the cave complex. The group follows and are attack by four mirror images of the party who target Buildrick and Wobbles. These monsters shatter and the group moves in. In the center of the room, Vecna is casting a ritual with a familiar green stick. The group spreads out and starts pressing buttons.Red rubies and blue sapphire are touch. Baulder is trying to get them organize. Most of them crowd into the upper right chambers when Sonny appears.Sonny, “You kill be three or four times Buildrick. TIME to die!”Wobbles, “Why are you hitting me.”Sonny, “You are closer and you look like the other warlock which kill me.” Wobbles dies again but no one comes to his rescue. The group is trying to find the solution to get into the center chamber. When half the group are teleported back to R2, Vecna teleports into the upper left chamber with Sonny. Sonny begins beating on Bronwyn.Vecna. “GAMER FUNK FART IN THE PARTY DIRECTION DM.” This causes 96 or 48 necrotic damage. He stabs both Buildrick with his flying dagger.Bronwyn, “Get Sonny off of me.”Buildrick, “Wall of Force and Vortex from the both of us.” Sonny is trapped but the vortex does not go off.Sonny, “HEY no teleporting for the bad guys. Only good guys like me and my pal Vecna get to teleport here. Teleport DM.”Vecna. “GAMER FUNK FART IN THE PARTY DIRECTION DM.” This causes 96 or 48 necrotic damage. “IS this a person on death saves dm. DOUBLE TAP!” He stabs Original Buildrick with his flying dagger twice. Buildrick dies and with him down the wall of force goes down.Mighty Meg and Bronwyn flees.Vecna. “GAMER FUNK FART IN THE PARTY DIRECTION DM.” This causes 96 or 48 necrotic damage. “IS this a person on death saves dm. DOUBLE TAP!” He stabs Simulacrum Buildrick with his flying dagger twice. Buildrick 2 Dies.Sonny, “Wait up my beautiful Bronwyn. Teleport DM.” Vecna, “Me too DM.”Sonny, “Hey Bronwyn quit running. I will kill the dragon. Hey you can’t kill me. I not done kill you. ACK!” Might Meg in dragon form kills Sonny. And moves up to Bronwyn.teleport here. Teleport DM.”Vecna. “Teleport and GAMER FUNK FART IN THE PARTY DIRECTION DM.” This causes 96 or 48 necrotic damage and causes the barbarians to flee into the center chamber. Vecna follows.Vecna, “ I am tired of chasing you people. And GAMER FUNK FART.”Baulder, “READY ACTIONS ONLINE DM.” The flaming and beating began. Vecna teleports left, right, side to side during the round.Vecna. “GAMER FUNK FART IN THE PARTY DIRECTION DM.” This causes 96 or 48 necrotic damage. “IS this Bronwyn on death saves dm? DOUBLE TAP!” He stabs Bronwyn. Bronwyn dies. The side to side teleporting continues but Vecna is getting worn down.Baulder, “ IS THIS VECNA WITH SEVEN HIT POINTS DM. CHIME OF EXHILE.” The void opens, Vecna tosses the rod of seven parts in and falls into the void. The iron golem stops on the green stick.PORKY PIG, “THAT’S ALL FOLKS.”DM Note. If you are going to print the map out, remover the door markers. I think Meg was down to 27 HP. Bonus Action healing potions helped the party. I will DM a Winter Tier 1 next week and we will session 0 what is the next book I going to run.End of Session 563</blockquote>

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