Jobs that Zombies can have, and some they should not.

[Altalazar]

If it weren't for their slow initiative, some CEO would try and make Zombies help desk operators... they all get rated based on speed of finishing a call, not on how helpful they are. Then again, perhaps the lack of pay for the zombies would make up for the speed loss.

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Think of that the next time you're at Disney world, and you pose for a picture with Mickey.

Oh great....that explains why Goofy had such a strange odor when I was there last month...

Here's a few :

GOOD JOB
Customer Service People for your average cable company/credit card company. The Zombies may not have brains either...but at least they eat brains...so that has to count for something...Although their already rotting fingers might fall off from hitting the transfer button so much...

BAD JOB
Zookeeper. Lions and Tigers would never get trained or have their cages cleaned because they'd just eat the zombies when they came to do their jobs. Same thing goes for pet shop employees and dog walkers.