John Q. Mayhem is twitterpated!

[Umbran]

Nut lust, indeed.

Where's Squirrel Nutkin when you need'm?

 

[der_kluge]

This thread is worthless without some pics.

 

[ssampier]

Where's Squirrel Nutkin when you need'm?

Nut'n Honey?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

I hate you all

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

True Story: My favorite animal is the squirrel.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Don't trust the squirrels!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I gave a squirrel a nut this morning as I was headed out to the mailbox.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I gave a squirrel a nut this morning as I was headed out to the mailbox.

Is that anything like helping a lesbian carrying a pumpkin to the car?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Is that anything like helping a lesbian carrying a pumpkin to the car?

I mean exactly what I said. I saw a squirrel and it saw me. It came up to meand looked at me. I kneeled down and pulled a peanut out of my pants pocket. I gave the squirrel the peanut. Case in point.

You're weird, but that is the way I like you.