I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
Halflings have been suffering from the "darker and edgier!" bug since 3e. Hobbits weren't good enough, oh no, we needed to make them svelte little tricksters.
I want my hobitses, precious.
The dreadlocked river-rats of 4e are just boggling in their lack of being interesting. Sure, I can channel the hobbits onto them, but if I have to wear shoes, it's basically too much.
Kenku I've got a little love for, because dirty little bird things have an appeal to me as a rogue-ish race. Urban scavengers, clever crows...yeah, kenku.
I want my hobitses, precious.
The dreadlocked river-rats of 4e are just boggling in their lack of being interesting. Sure, I can channel the hobbits onto them, but if I have to wear shoes, it's basically too much.
Kenku I've got a little love for, because dirty little bird things have an appeal to me as a rogue-ish race. Urban scavengers, clever crows...yeah, kenku.