Kobold Battle Cries

[Gentlegamer]

We bold! We Kobolds!

 

[diaglo]

PASCAL is for Punks

or

FORTRAN is for Freaks

edit: wrong Cobalts

 

[Arkham]

For the Collective!

FEEL MY POWER! ( squeeked out by my kobold Warlock after dropping an adventurer with a Maximized Eldrich blast )

 

[Einan]

We have a kobold warlock in one of my games that says "Forward Kobold Superiority!"

 

[Evilhalfling]

we just have a battle cry when fighting against kobolds: "Quit wounding the kobolds!" its left over from 1st ed where they maxed out at 4 hp.

In 4e I guess it will be "Quit wounding the minions!"

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

All Hail King Torg!

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

"EEP! Don't Kill Me!"

At least, that was the battle cry of my kobold cohort.

 

[Klaus]

"Death to MAMMALS!!!!"

Favorite chorus for kobold war chanters:

"Dreams of WAR! Dreams of LIARS! Dreams of DRAGON'S FIRE!"

Kobolds are metal!

 

[Jhaelen]

Bishibosh! Rakanishu!

 

[Relique du Madde]

Ssssqqquuuuuuueeeeeee!!!!


I don't want to DDDDiiiiiiieeeeee!!!