"Let's find out, open it!" Nar says, giving a pair of toothy grins at the thought of seeing one of the chief's traps in action. They were said to be very creative...
[Koboldquest] Delivering the box
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Ankh-Morpork Guard
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Taden gives Target a careful look before also taking a step back, "Trapped...? Um...maybe! But yous open it! And whyfor that cow still follows us?!
Krug
Newshound
Gandrew takes the box, gulps and s-l-o-w-l-y opens the box. The kobolds peer at him.
Fortunately, nothing explodes.
He lifts the lid of the box up, and inside you see about 5 gold coins and a piece of parchment. He picks up the parchment and looks at it. He starts to read the contents to all of you.
"Two calzones, one with tomatoes and everything except onions, please have more anchovies. The other the mutton special, with extra paprika.
Please pass the baked items to whatever is left of the kobolds who delivered the box and they shall return with said items, unless they are devoured by forest creatures.
If monies is insufficient you may wish to keep one of the kobolds as payment in exchange for a Calzone, or have them perform menial duties for you until such time as you see fit as sufficient.
- Signed, Queen Amartij"
"Oh... so that's what you're here for," mumbles Gandrew. "Well for saving me I won't be requiring any of you to be in my service. But it would be good if you could keep your cow from eating my daisies," he says. You look out and you see the Cow helping itself to the flowers in the garden.
Fortunately, nothing explodes.
He lifts the lid of the box up, and inside you see about 5 gold coins and a piece of parchment. He picks up the parchment and looks at it. He starts to read the contents to all of you.
"Two calzones, one with tomatoes and everything except onions, please have more anchovies. The other the mutton special, with extra paprika.
Please pass the baked items to whatever is left of the kobolds who delivered the box and they shall return with said items, unless they are devoured by forest creatures.
If monies is insufficient you may wish to keep one of the kobolds as payment in exchange for a Calzone, or have them perform menial duties for you until such time as you see fit as sufficient.
- Signed, Queen Amartij"
"Oh... so that's what you're here for," mumbles Gandrew. "Well for saving me I won't be requiring any of you to be in my service. But it would be good if you could keep your cow from eating my daisies," he says. You look out and you see the Cow helping itself to the flowers in the garden.
"Huh? We're delivering food?!" Nar exclaims indignantly. Lok-Nar huffs with annoyance for several minutes, trying to recover lost dignity.
OOC - BWAHAHAHA! Pizza delivery kobolds!
OOC - BWAHAHAHA! Pizza delivery kobolds!
Kadan looks like he's about to explode.
"Bugbear Butt Breath!"
Kadan himself seems taken aback by his curse. He takes a deep breath.
"We... were sent... to deliver... food!? AAAAAAAAA!"
Kadan starts stabbing at the bed with his spear - again, probably too close to the human for his comfort. Down feathers fly.
"Bugbear Butt Breath!"
Kadan himself seems taken aback by his curse. He takes a deep breath.
"We... were sent... to deliver... food!? AAAAAAAAA!"
Kadan starts stabbing at the bed with his spear - again, probably too close to the human for his comfort. Down feathers fly.
Krug
Newshound
"Actually... uh.. we haven't delivered it yet. We... delivered the order for pizza," says Serk.
The man jumps off the bed as Kadan's spear destroys the bed. "Oh fine... why not. Everything in the house is a wreck already. Well it's not a complete loss. Once we get my kitchen repaired... lets all sit down for a meal, shall we? I'll take two days to get things in order and fulfil this order. And that flying creature... was an imp. It was after my wife's research. I know not who sent it or where it has gone. We need to be cautious for the next few days. When my wife comes back, she'll give it a piece of her mind!"
The cow continues to munch on the daisies.
The man jumps off the bed as Kadan's spear destroys the bed. "Oh fine... why not. Everything in the house is a wreck already. Well it's not a complete loss. Once we get my kitchen repaired... lets all sit down for a meal, shall we? I'll take two days to get things in order and fulfil this order. And that flying creature... was an imp. It was after my wife's research. I know not who sent it or where it has gone. We need to be cautious for the next few days. When my wife comes back, she'll give it a piece of her mind!"
The cow continues to munch on the daisies.
Ankh-Morpork Guard
First Post
"Wes....wes....wes come all this way for foods?" Taden whimpers and looks like he's about to cry before glaring over at where the cow is, "This no fair! Me just wants go home! Me no wants wait two days! Right, Target?"
The badger ignores him, obviously content in the 'real world'.
The badger ignores him, obviously content in the 'real world'.
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