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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jack7" data-source="post: 4767227" data-attributes="member: 54707">The Biclops sexed up a piece of coal RL and then gave it to Dongalar to sit on til it hatched. As it was growing into a thirty weight Dongalar and his main man adopted it off the books so it would look legal, and then taught it to focus hard on how it could grow up to mate with a meteorite and eventually destroy the world.I'm just kidding of course. It's really just a misunderstood carboknight from the wrong side of the spice mines. If it had its druthers it would rather be the opening act for Beyonce, but unfortunately being raised under the influence of the Biclops it grew up hating itself and the rest is history.Nah, that's not it either. I suspect Barnabas has a man on the inside who he has already lubricated with offers of pig-rinds and weekends with long necked ice teas and all the gourd refills he can stand. Just to lower his resistance.</blockquote>