La Hivecabra!

[Argent Silvermage]

It is said that the Post- sucker lay at the botton of the sea with a plush Piratecat toy.

 

[Angcuru]

It lies in wait with Mountain Dew and tasty snackfoods to lure unwary gamers to their doom.

 

[ph34r]

Mmm, Cheetos.

 

[Crothian]

nothing better then a hot cup of tea.....

 

[Angcuru]

....of Doom!

 

[Crothian]

I always have my Mr Coffee when I watch Radar!!

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Not Mr. Coffee. It keeps it from sleeping and dreaming about all of the gaming communities doom... DOOM I tell you!

 

[Crothian]

mood...mood I reply......

 

[Darkness]

I know not the leet. And for that, I remain sane.

It's easy, after a little while of getting used to it.

 

[Crothian]

Fantasy mafia. Are we talking d20 Modern/Spycraft like or a D&D mafia varient (thieves guild)?

You can go with the usual currier job for the suitcase (don't tell them what is in the suitcase, of course). Intercept currier of rival crimelord job. There is the collect protection money job. Track down erstwhile employee job. Eliminate erstwhile employee job. Eliminate employee of competition job. Convince witnesses of crimes by employer's business to see things differently job.

That's what I could think of in about 5 minutes. I'm sure there are more.

Plus there is always the fun of quoting the Godfather