La Hivecabra!

[Nightcloak]

Technically, it kind of was my fault. This silliness likely would never have occurred to Crothian, but as soon as the mad thought had found root in his mind, he made sure it all would come to pass. He is the Hive's champion, making sure it grows and spreads wherever he goes. I salute thee, Crothian.

Now just hold here!

I see the full horror of this mad plot. Others blame Crothian, and even you point at him while also claiming it was your self. But you are the “Hand and Eye of Piratecat”. The story of creation states that Piratecat also played a roll in the origins but claims that Darkness oversees the Hive.

Obviously, there is a Trilateral Posting Conspiracy at work here.
I see! That explains the black helicopters


_{and yes, the Implant ^TM fits just fine thank you for asking…}

 

[Angcuru]

It works like this:

Russ - ENWorld Dictator for Life (without so much the dictatorship)

Piratecat - Head of Russ' Secret Police (not so secret, and more like tolerant censors)

Darkness - Piratecat's #2 Man, needs to think of a way to control ENWorld's thinking population

Crothian - Darkness's pawn, who is encouraged to begin a pseudo-forum of silliness.

Hivemind - Silly pseudo-forum spawned by Crothian.

Implants - Mind control device Distributed/disguised as Hivemind membership implant.

 

[Crothian]

Crothian - Darkness's pawn, who is encouraged to begin a pseudo-forum of silliness.

Pawn??? I am not a pawn!!

 

[Nightcloak]

Pawn??? I am not a pawn!!

It ain't so bad. 6 more squares and you'll be knighted!

 

[Angcuru]

Pawn??? I am not a pawn!!

Not all pawns are aware that they are so.

 

[Crothian]

Not all pawns are aware that they are so.

and not all things labeled pawns are

 

[Evilhalfling]

mmmm seafood
pawns are delicious with butter.

 

[Angcuru]

mmmm seafood
prawns are delicious with butter.

there, fixed it for ya.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Oh no! The ooze has taken its true form! QUICKLY! KILL IT NOW! I'll go wait in the corner and spread more implant devices!

 

[Darkness]

Is this is the "pawn thing" AMG mentioned in the other thread or is there more to it?

I of course already know everything, I'm just testing your knowledge. Honest.