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[Guest 6801328]

Warlord not on list. Didn't vote.

 

[Ashrym]

Warlord not on list. Didn't vote.

Itchy trigger finger?

Too late, that type of comment came and went with paladins and bards pages ago. The difference is paladins accepted it and bards rose up in defiant memes.

You also forgot an obligatory bard meme. ;-)

 

[CleverNickName]

Not all bard memes were defiant. Others were pure mockery (and rightly so.)

 

[Ashrym]

Not all bard memes were defiant. Others were pure mockery (and rightly so.)

You forgot to tag me. If you want to troll bard players you can't forget the tags.

You also forgot the bard meme. The one that rightly so mocks the basis for your national anthem, which orginates from the same roots.

 

[Fenris-77]

Imagine a half-pigeon-half-housecat urban griffin!!

Y'all are laughing, but that's actually a killer idea.

 

[slobster]

Y'all are laughing, but that's actually a killer idea.

I was laughing AND furiously stealing the idea for my game. I will bet a literal hundred dollars that my sorcerer player asks to get one as a familiar.

Of course I'll say "yes, there's a side quest for that..."

 

[Laurefindel]

Not all bard memes were defiant. Others were pure mockery (and rightly so.)

Yes, vicious mockery

 

[CleverNickName]

I don't really need to troll bard players; they practically troll themselves. And not to get political or anything, but my national anthem was written to be mocked...just ask anyone in choir who ever had to sing the wretched thing, or anyone in band who had to play it. It's kind of a mess.

(I kid, of course. There's nothing wrong with bard players, although most of them need to finish reading Chapter 3. My barbs are for the bard class, which is so two-dimensional that it could have been replaced with a Rogue subclass and a lute.)

 

[slobster]

(I kid, of course. There's nothing wrong with bard players, although most of them need to finish reading Chapter 3. My barbs are for the bard class, which is so two-dimensional that it could have been replaced with a Rogue subclass and a lute.)

That's ridiculous!

Bards don't get sneak attack.

 

[CleverNickName]

That's ridiculous!

Bards don't get sneak attack.

But they would love it if they could!

Also, I agree...but it's an easy fix. They would just need to add four little words to the subclass to correct that. "Instead of sneak attack."