Life outlooks

[RangerWickett]

Sometimes, I just feel like I'm being nibbled to death by . . . what do you call them?

Smurf? Anyone? Earth creature, feathers, webbed feet? Goes quack?

 

[Hypersmurf]

Sometimes, I just feel like I'm being nibbled to death by . . . what do you call them?

Smurf? Anyone? Earth creature, feathers, webbed feet? Goes quack?

Cats.

-Hyp.

 

[RangerWickett]

Yes, I feel like I'm being . . . nibbled to death, by cats!

 

[LightPhoenix]

The one I find applicable right now is...

"When I said my quarters were cold, I did not mean, 'Oh, I think it is a little chilly in here. Perhaps I'll throw a blanket on the bed.' No, I said it was cold! As in, "Oh look, my left arm has snapped off like an icicle and shattered on the floor!'"

 

[hong]

Rain? In Australia? What the heck is that? We haven't seen decent rain here for frikkin' ages!!!

What are you talking about, mang? Here in small-town Sydney, the rain hasn't stopped coming ever since they put in the water restrictions. This is the wettest drought I've ever seen!

 

[diaglo]

I think this makes me an optimist.

admit it. you just wanted to do a remake of Gene Kelly's singin' in the rain from 1952.

 

[DrZombie]

Rain? In Australia? What the heck is that? We haven't seen decent rain here for frikkin' ages!!!

1) Euuuhrm, Austria, not Australia? You notice the difference immediatly : no deserts, very few kangaroos, people speak german, italian or french, a lot more alps, coockoo-clocks and chocolate. Oooh yeah, and on a different continent as well.

2) Darwin. If you like rain. Loads of it. And more rain. And then some.

 

[Hand of Evil]

1) You should expect everyone to be an a$$hole, it is a good thing to be proven wrong every now and then.

2) Rule number 1 - We changed that!

3) There is no rule number 3.

 

[Macbeth]

Here you go.

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

-Hyp.

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