List of usefull commands?

[mvincent]

When near water, I have used the following to great effect:
"Swim" and
"Bathe"

 

[blargney the second]

I loved the look on my DM's face when I commanded his NPC to strip.

 

[Kwitchit]

When near water, I have used the following to great effect:
"Swim" and
"Bathe"

Especially for people in full plate...

 

[Patlin]

What he said.

Assuming your DM lets you come up with other one word commands, my favorite is "Masturbate." Sure, the target probably can't actually get far in 6 seconds, but by then he's dropped his sword and is in the process of removing his trousers. With Greater Command, it's even better - or worse, depending on perspective

Hmmm. Don't suppose you were present for a 1st edition game at Cornell University in the late 80s, which also contained the question "Are the Iron Golems anatomically correct?"

 

[shilsen]

Hmmm. Don't suppose you were present for a 1st edition game at Cornell University in the late 80s, which also contained the question "Are the Iron Golems anatomically correct?"

No, I wasn't.

But it sounds like my kinda game

 

[Presto2112]

I loved the look on my DM's face when I commanded his NPC to strip.

LOL, I was thinking "disrobe" myself, especially at a wizard or someone. Telling someone to "strip", especially in an urban area, might cause someone to remove the paint from a chair.