Mistwell
Crusty Old Meatwad
Actually no, in that context it's the verb "to staff", not the plural of the noun "staff". And it's OK there. And yes, I know you know that, and I know you're joking. Yet I still feel compelled to explain it to you in a mildly patronising manner.
What can I say? Internet. It breaks us.
That's OK, it's cathartic.