Looking for Mundane Item Chart

[Dannyalcatraz]

How do you accurately depict a small centaur with a colossal statue? Include a colossal ruler alongside the centaur for scale? lol!

Sure. Or any other object. Not that bizarre a concept.

Easiest way is to use a 1:1 scale for the statue...

 

[Janx]

Sure. Or any other object. Not that bizarre a concept.

well, the result didn't say what else was on the statue. Figure it could be a diminutive dwarf centaur, laying down beneath a big tree. In total, that would be a colossal statue, with a small centaur.

Sometimes, the point of the random table is to exercise your brain and figure out how to make the result work. If your players don't realize it was randomly generated, then you've done your job as a GM.

 

[QuaziquestGM]

But does it really count as "treasure" though if you can't move it? Real estate maybe, but not treasure.

Now you've got me thinking of 30 ft statues of Tinkerbell.

Also, the teacher in me requires that I mention that Frescos are painted on plaster walls and cannot be moved. Like "The Last Supper".