D&D 5E (2014) Lost Mine of Phandelver (pretty much the worst adventure title in the history of D&D)

[Thaumaturge]

Phine with me. Pheels like a real phirst adventure. I wonder if the adventures will take them to the Phar Realms.

I phigure the characters will phind a map and a phlying carpet that pherries them to the Land of Phate.

Phaumaturge.

 

[Agamon]

Okay guys, seriously? What the actual ph...oh wait, Eric's grandma is reading.

 

[Sir Hawk]

Worse than "Glory Hole Dwarven Mine?"

 

[Agamon]

Worse than "Glory Hole Dwarven Mine?"

Hey, if I found a pit in the mountains with a bunch of gold sitting in it, it would certainly be glorious.

 

[Grazzt]

I phigure the characters will phind a map and a phlying carpet that pherries them to the Land of Phate.

Phaumaturge.

Maybe the party can stop off and check out the ephreet in the City of Brass? And avoid the phire giants and phire elementals that abound.

 

[Thaumaturge]

Maybe the party can stop off and check out the ephreet in the City of Brass? And avoid the phire giants and phire elementals that abound.

They'd better. Those phoes are phar too powerphul pfor low levels. They'd need to phlee to somewhere cold: Phrostphell.

Phaumaturge.

 

[Zardnaar]

Sega used to make a game series called Phantasy Star.

 

[Stormonu]

The adventure title is kind of bad but not a big deal. What is a bigger deal is editing. I have only starting reading through the adventure a bit last night. There were several facepalm moments already and I'm only on page 12.

ADVENTURE SPOILERS!!!! [Cannot locate spoiler tags]

GM: The start of the adventure mentions what would happen if the PCs were overcome by the first goblin encounter- they would be knocked out and completely looted. Then is says the PCs could buy new equipment in the town nearby. With WHAT? The goblin hideout area 2 has a thicket that the descriptive text says provides 3/4 cover. Further down, the thicket info block says that it provides 1/2 cover. Which is it? The boxed text of area 3 of the hideout mentions 2 wolves. The DM description of the area says there are 3 wolves. ?? I have not read much past that. Consistency & content editing which needs to be done by a human doesn't look very good on this one so far.

oh God, it's the Phorest Oracle all over again!

and don't forget about the new Phlem Strike spell...

 

[thalmin]

oh God, it's the Phorest Oracle all over again!

and don't forget about the new Phlem Strike spell...

We have a WINNER!

 

[Hussar]

He's in phirst place? Phooey.