LotR Film Quotes

[The Grumpy Celt]

“Fool of a Took.”
-Gandalf

“Aagh!”
-Any number of orcs.

“We’re not in decent places!”
- Smeagul/Gollum (Something I think of every time I come in here)

“Clever hobbits to CLIMB SO HIGH!”
- Smeagul/Gollum (Something I think of every time I climb the stairs)

“Smeagul lied.”
- Smeagul/Gollum (Something I think of every time I talk to a chick)

“…a day when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day!”
-Aragon

 

[Psychic Warrior]

Oh! Theoden again

"Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!" *charges*

 

[AelyaShade]

-From FotR: " It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing." (Boromir)

-From TTT: "He was twitching because he's got my axe buried in his nervous system!" (Gimli)

-From RotK: "I am no man." (Eowyn)

 

[Brakkart]

My favourites:

Gandalf: Theoden, King, fights alone.
Eomer: No, never alone. Rohirrim!! TO THE KING!! (Cue one of the most awesome cavalry charges ever seen on the big screen)

Witchking: Do not come between a Nazgul and his prey.

Arwen: What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard?

Sam: I can't carry it for you. But I can carry you!

Elrond: I was there when the strength of men failed.

Gimli: What's this? An elf hurries underground while a dwarf fears not. Awww I'd never hear the end of it!

Aragorn: Men of Gondor, of Rohan. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

Theoden: Forth Eolingas!!

And lastly, not a quote as words are not needed. The look on Grima's face when he sees Saruman's army assembled at Isengard and realises the full scale of the treachery he has entered into.

 

[Mark]

Sam: I can't carry it for you. But I can carry you!

That was a particularly big moment, wasn't it?

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Arwen: What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!