LotR from Sauron's POV

[GuardianLurker]

Waaaayyyy back when LotR:Fellowship came out, there was "Sauron of the Pokey Helmet".

I believe SotPH wrote a series of posts detailing the War of the Ring from Sauron's POV. (I know *someone* did, it just may not have been SotPH).

It was absolutely hilarious. And ranked right up there with the "Die in front of Luke" explanation for Star Wars. (Some bits: Sauron thinks Frodo is trying to become the next Dark Lord/usurp Sauron's power; Mt. Doom explodes because that's the only way Sauron can express his anger.)

I forgot to archive the posts, and can no longer find them. Not even out on the net. ENWorld doesn't have them, as there have been a few "we can recover nothing" crashes since then.

Does anybody have a copy? Can anybody help me?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I don't have it, but I'm sure at some point, Sauron would have to say something like:

"And it all would have worked out if not for those meddling kids!"

 

[Agent Oracle]

And there would have definitely been moments involving The gargantuan spotlight o' doom watching over his lands, only to find somethign awkward, like an orc on the toilet.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Heyheyhey! Why don't you knock, you jerk!"

"SORRY!"