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<blockquote data-quote="Andion Isurand" data-source="post: 2559696" data-attributes="member: 10062"><p><strong>More fun and happy stuff....</strong></p><p></p><p>9. Fireworks! We get to burn stuff. MUAAA HA HA HA!</p><p>And killing too. Yes! Yes! We likes to kill very much, yes we do.</p><p></p><p>10. No consequences for taking criminal actions, aside from a swift sweep of a broom.</p><p></p><p>11. I can be over seven feet tall, with big muscles for babes to touch and giggle over.</p><p></p><p>12. I can teleport everywhere. Forget buying gas, or if need be, a car.</p><p></p><p>13. Dates don't cost me anything, my pockets are depthless.</p><p></p><p>14. My samurai and paladins can live to serve themselves. Forget the codes.</p><p></p><p>15. Even as a Mind Flayer of Nightwalker or other insidiously evil and repulsive creature, Siani will not be lacking in her manners to get me the drink I want.</p><p></p><p>16. With "lightning speed"... I can completely dodge fireballs measuring 40 feet across, even as they erupt less than a few inches away from me.</p><p>( ...Meh, thats right. *waves hand to shoo little people away* )</p><p></p><p>17. I can be a grandmaster of every class.</p><p>( Yes! Behold! The cleverness of ME!! )</p><p></p><p>18. Genetically speaking, I can be a little bit of everything without internal conflict.</p><p>( YET AGAIN! More of my cleverness! )</p><p></p><p>19. I can be a Blackguard of Corellon! Yeah.... and no one can tell me I'm wrong.</p><p></p><p>20. I can fly, without wings, magic, psionics or a hot air balloon... just by thinking happy thoughts.</p><p></p><p>21. I can survive indefinitely in the vaccum of space, without help from magic, psionics, or this thing called technology. ( I mean... Heck! I practially do already ....oh! ouchie... )</p><p></p><p>22. My dwarf's name will be.... Maximus Killingkatanas.</p><p></p><p>23. I can weild a sword, longer than I am tall... and do so using only one hand... faster than the speed of light!!</p><p></p><p>24. I can play two awesomely powerful characters at one time. Then I can have my favorite character kill the other one, to make it look even more powerful!!</p><p></p><p>25. I get to cyber!! ...or at least take it there, using some other form of chat.</p><p></p><p>26. I can look down the length of my very long nose at other characters.</p><p>( Oh, I am also an animated wood doll wanting a real life.... )</p><p></p><p>27. When my character does something that looks really stupid, I can always cover it up with amnesia or use the plea of demonic possession.</p><p>( No, really honey... she dominated me... )</p><p></p><p>28. I could play calvinball with a delayed blast fireball, then do it again after I wipe off the soot.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Andion Isurand, post: 2559696, member: 10062"] [b]More fun and happy stuff....[/b] 9. Fireworks! We get to burn stuff. MUAAA HA HA HA! And killing too. Yes! Yes! We likes to kill very much, yes we do. 10. No consequences for taking criminal actions, aside from a swift sweep of a broom. 11. I can be over seven feet tall, with big muscles for babes to touch and giggle over. 12. I can teleport everywhere. Forget buying gas, or if need be, a car. 13. Dates don't cost me anything, my pockets are depthless. 14. My samurai and paladins can live to serve themselves. Forget the codes. 15. Even as a Mind Flayer of Nightwalker or other insidiously evil and repulsive creature, Siani will not be lacking in her manners to get me the drink I want. 16. With "lightning speed"... I can completely dodge fireballs measuring 40 feet across, even as they erupt less than a few inches away from me. ( ...Meh, thats right. *waves hand to shoo little people away* ) 17. I can be a grandmaster of every class. ( Yes! Behold! The cleverness of ME!! ) 18. Genetically speaking, I can be a little bit of everything without internal conflict. ( YET AGAIN! More of my cleverness! ) 19. I can be a Blackguard of Corellon! Yeah.... and no one can tell me I'm wrong. 20. I can fly, without wings, magic, psionics or a hot air balloon... just by thinking happy thoughts. 21. I can survive indefinitely in the vaccum of space, without help from magic, psionics, or this thing called technology. ( I mean... Heck! I practially do already ....oh! ouchie... ) 22. My dwarf's name will be.... Maximus Killingkatanas. 23. I can weild a sword, longer than I am tall... and do so using only one hand... faster than the speed of light!! 24. I can play two awesomely powerful characters at one time. Then I can have my favorite character kill the other one, to make it look even more powerful!! 25. I get to cyber!! ...or at least take it there, using some other form of chat. 26. I can look down the length of my very long nose at other characters. ( Oh, I am also an animated wood doll wanting a real life.... ) 27. When my character does something that looks really stupid, I can always cover it up with amnesia or use the plea of demonic possession. ( No, really honey... she dominated me... ) 28. I could play calvinball with a delayed blast fireball, then do it again after I wipe off the soot. [/QUOTE]
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