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Message: <blockquote data-quote="VVilhem" data-source="post: 5499521" data-attributes="member: 6668036">Megan has a flash of insight as she goes back to the pond and retries (cuts off) the dead goblin's head. She then beats it up so it's hard to tell whose head it is from a distance."Alright, it seems we have done the best we could so let's give guile a try. Guardian, follow my lead."After smearing some goblin blood on her face and messing up her hair, Megan walks back to where Knesh can see her, keeping as much distance as possible not give the man a chance for scrutiny. "It's done Knesh! The little bastard gave us a real struggle." Announces Megan. When the half elf is sure that she has the man's attention, she tosses several bags along with the fake head down on the ground. "But now that we have the treasure, I am afraid the terms have changed."Megan holds up a ruby, making sure it glitters as much as it can from what little light is afforded by topside. "Beautiful, isn't it? Knesh's trove has several of these. What's the market values for these? 10 gp? 20?" W/out another word, she smashes it with the hammer."Oh now there is a crack in it." *smash* "Oh, now it's shattered. What a shame. Don't believe me? Here, take a look yourself." Megan tosses a real ruby up."Here's the new terms. You let us out and we'll split this treasure 50/50 out of respect. There's plenty here for you to retire comfortably even with just half. Refuse our term and we'll smash up what we can and dump what we can't destroy into the river. If any of us survive the swim to the surface, we'll hunt you like we did with this pathetic creature here. Oh, and did I mention this offer is time sensitive?"Megan tosses the hammer to the Guardian along with a fist of gems, "Start smashing! One at a time and make sure he can see it!"[ooc]Oh well, it's not mean to be. I hope we all brought our scuba gear.[/ooc]</blockquote>

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