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<blockquote data-quote="Systole" data-source="post: 6004948" data-attributes="member: 93930"><p>An elven woman and a black, unnatural looking wolf sit in the corner of the Hidden Clearing by themselves. <span style="color: darkred">"Can I have a beer?" </span>the wolf asks.</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: dimgray">"No."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkred">"Can I have a chicken wing?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: dimgray">"No."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkred">"Can we play fetch?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: dimgray">"No."</span></p><p> </p><p>The darkwolf considers a moment and tries an entirely new tack. <span style="color: darkred">"Can I have a beer ... <em>please</em>?"</span></p><p> </p><p>The elf grits her teeth. <span style="color: dimgray">"No."</span></p><p> </p><p>Boots pouts. <span style="color: darkred">"You know, the merchant guy used to feed me. And he <em>paid</em> you, which you like, right? He wasn't that bad. I don't know why we quit, because sitting around here is <em>bo-o-o-oring</em>."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: dimgray">"Quiet." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkred">"And I'm just sayin' ... we know those guys over there. From Venza and stuff. We could talk to them, maybe ask them for beer."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: dimgray">"Boots ... we quit because the merchant wouldn't<strong><em> shut up.</em></strong> Do you understand? Are there any parallels you might draw between that situation and this one?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkred">"Yes,"</span> the darkwolf says. <span style="color: darkred">"Well ... maybe. Uhm, probably not? Wait, what was the question again?"</span></p><p> </p><p>Sylla makes a growling noise and resumes picking at her food irritably.</p><p>[sblock=Mini Stats]<img src="http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii513/pnthffr/Sylla_150-1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /> <img src="http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii513/pnthffr/Boots_150-1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p><p><a href="http://livingpf.wikia.com/wiki/Sylla_the_Grim_%28Systole%29" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: dimgray">Sylla the Grim</span></strong></a></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">AC:</span> 18 (14 flat-footed, 14 touch)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">HP:</span> 28/28</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">CMB:</span> +5 <span style="color: gray">CMD:</span> 19</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Fort:</span> +1 <span style="color: gray">Reflex:</span> +5 <span style="color: gray">Will:</span> +4</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Perception:</span> +4, Low Light Vision</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Initiative:</span> +4</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Current Weapon in Hand:</span> None</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Current Conditions in Effect:</span> None</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Spells Remaining (1st):</span> 4</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: gray">Spells Remaining (2nd):</span> 2</span></p><p> </p><p><a href="http://livingpf.wikia.com/wiki/Sylla_the_Grim_%28Systole%29#Boots_.28Eidolon.29" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: darkred">Boots</span></strong></a></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">AC:</span> 18 (16 flat-footed, 12 touch)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">HP:</span> 29/29</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">CMB:</span> +6 <span style="color: darkred">CMD:</span> 18 (22 vs. Trip)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">Fort:</span> +4 <span style="color: darkred">Reflex:</span> +5 <span style="color: darkred">Will:</span> +1</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">Perception:</span> +6, Darkvision 60', </span><a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/universal-monster-rules#TOC-Scent-Ex-" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 9px">Scent</span></a></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">Initiative:</span> +2</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">Current Weapon in Hand:</span> Natural weapons</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">Current Conditions in Effect:</span> None </span>[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Systole, post: 6004948, member: 93930"] An elven woman and a black, unnatural looking wolf sit in the corner of the Hidden Clearing by themselves. [COLOR=darkred]"Can I have a beer?" [/COLOR]the wolf asks. [COLOR=dimgray]"No."[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]"Can I have a chicken wing?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]"No."[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]"Can we play fetch?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]"No."[/COLOR] The darkwolf considers a moment and tries an entirely new tack. [COLOR=darkred]"Can I have a beer ... [I]please[/I]?"[/COLOR] The elf grits her teeth. [COLOR=dimgray]"No."[/COLOR] Boots pouts. [COLOR=darkred]"You know, the merchant guy used to feed me. And he [I]paid[/I] you, which you like, right? He wasn't that bad. I don't know why we quit, because sitting around here is [I]bo-o-o-oring[/I]."[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]"Quiet." [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]"And I'm just sayin' ... we know those guys over there. From Venza and stuff. We could talk to them, maybe ask them for beer."[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]"Boots ... we quit because the merchant wouldn't[B][I] shut up.[/I][/B] Do you understand? Are there any parallels you might draw between that situation and this one?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]"Yes,"[/COLOR] the darkwolf says. [COLOR=darkred]"Well ... maybe. Uhm, probably not? Wait, what was the question again?"[/COLOR] Sylla makes a growling noise and resumes picking at her food irritably. [sblock=Mini Stats][IMG]http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii513/pnthffr/Sylla_150-1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii513/pnthffr/Boots_150-1.png[/IMG] [URL="http://livingpf.wikia.com/wiki/Sylla_the_Grim_%28Systole%29"][B][COLOR=dimgray]Sylla the Grim[/COLOR][/B][/URL] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]AC:[/COLOR] 18 (14 flat-footed, 14 touch)[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]HP:[/COLOR] 28/28[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]CMB:[/COLOR] +5 [COLOR=gray]CMD:[/COLOR] 19[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Fort:[/COLOR] +1 [COLOR=gray]Reflex:[/COLOR] +5 [COLOR=gray]Will:[/COLOR] +4[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Perception:[/COLOR] +4, Low Light Vision[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Initiative:[/COLOR] +4[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Current Weapon in Hand:[/COLOR] None[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Current Conditions in Effect:[/COLOR] None[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Spells Remaining (1st):[/COLOR] 4[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]Spells Remaining (2nd):[/COLOR] 2[/SIZE] [URL="http://livingpf.wikia.com/wiki/Sylla_the_Grim_%28Systole%29#Boots_.28Eidolon.29"][B][COLOR=darkred]Boots[/COLOR][/B][/URL] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]AC:[/COLOR] 18 (16 flat-footed, 12 touch)[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]HP:[/COLOR] 29/29[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]CMB:[/COLOR] +6 [COLOR=darkred]CMD:[/COLOR] 18 (22 vs. Trip)[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Fort:[/COLOR] +4 [COLOR=darkred]Reflex:[/COLOR] +5 [COLOR=darkred]Will:[/COLOR] +1[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Perception:[/COLOR] +6, Darkvision 60', [/SIZE][URL="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/universal-monster-rules#TOC-Scent-Ex-"][SIZE=1]Scent[/SIZE][/URL] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Initiative:[/COLOR] +2[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Current Weapon in Hand:[/COLOR] Natural weapons[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Current Conditions in Effect:[/COLOR] None [/SIZE][/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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