Mac Vs. Pc Commercials

[Simplicity]

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC. Anyways, let's get right down to it. You, Mac, are an a-hole.
Mac: Whaaaaa?
PC: An expensive, featureless, one-button-mouse a-hole. How is that one-button thing working out for you, anyways?
Mac: Oh, it's so much simpl--
PC: SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! It's not simpler to hit the apple button or ctrl button or for god's sakes the apple plus control button plus the mouse button to get what you want done. I thought you were some sort of UI whiz or something... Did you cut class on mouse design day or something?
Mac: But the Mac operating system--
PC: Is crap! And if it weren't crap, it'd be supported by companies. Which it isn't. So, suck it, Mac.

 

[TogaMario]

Lol, Airport is a breeze, eh? I spent over three hours trying to find out why Airport wouldn't recognize my new Linsys wireless router (which it is sitting right beside). I finally broke out with a cat-5 cable and just wired the stupid thing. My PC, on the other hand, picked it up and ran with it immediately.

 

[Simplicity]

Lol, Airport is a breeze, eh? I spent over three hours trying to find out why Airport wouldn't recognize my new Linsys wireless router (which it is sitting right beside). I finally broke out with a cat-5 cable and just wired the stupid thing. My PC, on the other hand, picked it up and ran with it immediately.

Yeah, I also wonder whether Airport is so breezy, when my wife's computer keeps deleting her WEP key from under her for no reason she can discern.

 

[Marchen]

Will the Mac help me pick up girls...

"Hey ladies, howya like my new Macbook? Wanna touch the firewire?"

 

[TogaMario]

I saw a site with "Made with a Mac" at the bottom today. Apparently it could help you get chics! It takes all the creativity and brainwork out of making webpages (i.e. your freewill) to give you a website that can't possibly be called bad. Now you can tell all the ladies that you're a "web designer". That'll bring em' running, lol.

Also, adding onto the ludicrisity (yes, now I'm making up words to rival the asininity ) the recent commercial targets Microsoft Office. Everyone should know that the alternative, OpenOffice, is free [and compatible with MO docs, right down to PowerPoint] and no matter how you come to obtain Microsoft Office, it costs more than I care to pay for "productivity software", regardless if you get it on your Mac, or PC.

 

[Henry]

In other news: Glad to see you surfing around, T. All that diligence and productivity is too dangerous.

Also, my condolences on the Mac.

 

[kenobi65]

I thought religion threads were verboten here?

 

[dragonhead]

Dosent Ipods come with a program to run on a pc?

 

[Aurora]

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC. Anyways, let's get right down to it. You, Mac, are an a-hole.
Mac: Whaaaaa?
PC: An expensive, featureless, one-button-mouse a-hole. How is that one-button thing working out for you, anyways?
Mac: Oh, it's so much simpl--
PC: SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! It's not simpler to hit the apple button or ctrl button or for god's sakes the apple plus control button plus the mouse button to get what you want done. I thought you were some sort of UI whiz or something... Did you cut class on mouse design day or something?
Mac: But the Mac operating system--
PC: Is crap! And if it weren't crap, it'd be supported by companies. Which it isn't. So, suck it, Mac.

I was on the phone when I read this and I laughed so hard I think I scared the person on the other line.

Wow, so everyone thinks Macs are crap, huh? I was thinking about buying one because I am a design major. I was told that programs like photoshop CS2 and auto-cad work better on a Mac. SO, it's a lie? Well, I am glad I haven't spent the money on a Mac G5 yet. Are Macs not better for video editing either?

 

[Simplicity]

To be fair, a lot of people like their Macs. For work environments using Photoshop, CAD, Video editing regularly... You're not going to go wrong using a Mac. That's the Mac specialty area.

For gamers, ownership of a Mac means that you get to wait an extra year to play games. Assuming someone decides to port the game. Assuming they support the port, after it dies the first time and requires patches. Oh look. Everyone has already finished your game and moved on to bigger and better things.

Mac: I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC.
Mac: Hey, PC, I just started playing this great game. Civilization IV. You get to--
PC: Yeah, I just got the expansion pack for that game. Two months ago. Oh yeah, and I'm already done playing it. You think they'll port that expansion pack for you Mac users?
Mac: I sure hope so!