Magic Item Compendium, p. 44

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Its just a backscratcher you pervs.

Or else it allows a wizard cast any of the various Bigby's Hand* spells ...


*Bigby's Groping Hand included.

 

[Klaus]

In all seriousness (yeah, right), it'd be less... evocative... if the hands that make up the hammer's head weren't upside-down. As it is, it looks like it was meant to be seen with the shaft ( ) up.

 

[Dragon Vindaloo]

Woah! Its the brand new fist of adonis triple intruder! I didn't think they were out till christmas! Yay! Christmas cums early this year at the vindaloo household!

 

[Snapdragyn]

The Rod of Dragon's blood is worse.

Mainly cause it looks like it was made from something other than a dragon's 'blood'.

Hrm, I didn't realize that dragons had a baculum. Interesting.

 

[Dragon Vindaloo]

Hrm, I didn't realize that dragons had a baculum. Interesting.

They don't it one of many urethral sounds sized for the truly ancient male red wyrms.

 

[Steel_Wind]

Give me a D&D Mini expansion featuring Elmore's Valshea - wielding that weapon - and I'll show you a D&D minis series that blows the doors off the sales record.

Chase rare indeed.

 

[Oryan77]

I'd like to bang that against a breastplate!

 

[Piratecat]

We have the Grandma rule here for a reason, guys. Please use better judgment next time.

Klunk.