Magic pants

[Gez]

Pants of Gender Reversal:

Pants of Temporary Gender Reversal: This item behave as expected, and in addition, increase the sex-appeal of the wearer. When removed, the wearer's gender shifts back to what it normally is. The gender shifts again if the pants are worn again. Another creation of an incorrigible prankster, led to several embarrassing disappointments when these items were sold to a bordello.

 

[Tonguez]

Cursed Item - Underwear of Constriction: Every Lusty Male Adventurers nightmare Ouch!

NOTE: If worn inconjunction with Pants of Temporary Gener Reversal the Gender reversal effect becomes permanent - eeewww

and thus
Cursed Item - Pants of Bobbiting: just like Lorena Bobbit but without the Ginsu eeek!

 

[Hand of Evil]

Cursed Item - Underwear of Constriction: Every Lusty Male Adventurers nightmare Ouch!

NOTE: If worn inconjunction with Pants of Temporary Gener Reversal the Gender reversal effect becomes permanent - eeewww

and thus
Cursed Item - Pants of Bobbiting: just like Lorena Bobbit but without the Ginsu eeek!

Zipper of the Guillotine!

 

[kenobi65]

Parachute Pants: act as a Ring of Feather Falling, allowing the wearer to fall any distance without taking damage from the fall.

(That, and they invariably make others think the wearer is a refugee from 1985. )

 

[Laman Stahros]

Cursed Item - Underwear of Constriction: Every Lusty Male Adventurers nightmare Ouch!

NOTE: If worn inconjunction with Pants of Temporary Gener Reversal the Gender reversal effect becomes permanent - eeewww

and thus
Cursed Item - Pants of Bobbiting: just like Lorena Bobbit but without the Ginsu eeek!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad dog! No biscuit!

 

[Dakkareth]

Golden Pantaloons

The Golden Pantaloons did surely see the very beginnings of our realm; though I must press that they "saw" this formative time by their simple presence, and not through some vestigial eyes that might have erupted through a rear pocket perhaps concealing teeth and other improbable extremities. I am sure that the various owners of the pantaloons can attest to the general lack of animated digits or ocular sensors, as evidenced by the continued sanctity and privacy maintained by their respective buttocks. Lyric pantoums of an age long since out of print speak of "trousers that were as metal, though soft about the shanks." While it might be easy to jump to the seemingly inevitable conclusion that the trousers rose while Netheril fell, it is doubtful that the pantaloons were the garments of which they speak. One must clarify these oft-misquoted verses with knowledge of the Pantechnicon, an ancient bazaar once prized for Silver Pantalets. Fine these may have been, but golden they were not. Nickel Panties are also said to be currently available, though the dockside establishments that claim to offer these products are beyond my meager experience, and thus I can make no report. The purpose of the Pantaloons is as mysterious as ever, and will likely remain so until the Pantocrator himself returns, though some properties can be divined though intimate observation. The "uplifting" properties of the gusset very nearly defy gravity, shaping quite nicely both the front and rear. This improved contour would likely increase self-esteem for a wearer of either sex. I would hazard a guess, however, that this continuing self delusion might actually hamper cognitive functions, and care should be taken in the wearing of any pantaloons of golden nature.

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Baldurs Gate rocks

 

[shilsen]

Pants of Holding - For the really overendowed adventurer.

Pants of Speed - This item can be removed or donned with a command word. These are especially popular when expecting to encounter enemy spellcasters with access to the Power Word, Incontinence spell.

 

[kenobi65]

Bon Pantalons: These khaki-colored pants give the wearer a +2 circumstance bonus on all Charisma-based checks versus females, but a -2 penalty on all Charisma-based checks versus snooty French waiters.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Pants of Holding - For the really overendowed adventurer.

...I thought it was for adventurers who don't have time to stop and relieve themselves.

Harzim's Trousers

Harzim was a promising young mage who attended the Aberzon Academy for Adventurers. An exceptionally frail boy, Harzim had great arcane aptitude and was lauded by many of his instructors as being the most promising student to attend the Academy in a century. Other students considered Harzim a “Teacher’s Pet” and he often found himself attacked in the halls by gangs of warriors-in-training. Because physically harming Harzim would have brought the wrath of the Headmaster upon them, these students instead would take any opportunity to embarrass Harzim by giving him a wedgie or by pantsing him in public. Before his untimely death that came as the result of an accident involving a Gnome, a barrel of sour pickles and a poorly placed Grease spell, Harzim developed these magical trousers. Five pairs of these trousers were given to the Academy and are granted to the top candidate in Arcane Studies in each class for the duration of their attendance.

The wearer can activate Harzim’s Trousers at any time as a free action. When activated, any person touching the wearer is weakened as if struck by a Ray of Enfeeblement. In addition, the victim must make a Will save (DC 16) or sprout a swine’s tail and snout, which will last for one hour.

 

[Evilhalfling]

The Trousers of Time

these magic pants are based on the concept that whenever something happens, another universe exists where things went the other way.
The trousers of time allow you to shift from one leg of reality to the other.

Once per day you can use free action to force anyone to reroll one action that has just been resolved. When you shift legs of the trousers you are stunned for 1 round.