D&D 5E Make Up a Goblin Fact

[jaelis]

Goblins love to play checkers and chess, usually with complex betting schemes involved. They are not very skilled at either so they hate to play with non-goblins.

 

[jasper]

Goblin Gizzard Gravy cures male pattern baldness, and puts pep in you step.

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

If you listen to someone with a heavy code id the node speaking Draconic really fast, it sounds a lot like Goblin.

 

[rgoodbb]

When a goblin runs backwards, it looks like an ostrich running forwards.

 

[jaelis]

This is a great thread.

 

[g4m3kn1ght]

When properly fermented goblin dung is an effective treatment for the slimy doom. When improperly fermented it is an effective way to give someone food poisoning. In either case it makes a powerful stink bomb.

 

[BoldItalic]

Goblins can't read this thread. Which is probably just as well.

 

[darjr]

Goblins come from dead goblins. Sometimes it takes years to sprout a new one, sometimes mere moments. Sometimes a dead goblin just stays dead.

 

[darjr]

There is only one goblin. When a goblin is killed it only seems that way, THE goblin was at that moment traveling backwards in time to bounce off its own death to then travel the other direction in time. Sometimes he makes all the way to the begging or end of the multiverse only to loop around to the other end. It’s why it’s always so freaking mean.

 

[rgoodbb]

Brussels Sprouts are not actually vegetables....