Makes an old man feel good

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Are you calling me fat?

*shakes head* Nope. If I was going to call you fat, I'd call you fat... or something cute and clever like "lunchbox" or "Fatty McButterpants."

 

[reveal]

"Fatty McButterpants."

Isn't he married to Aunt Jemima?

 

[reveal]

What a coincidence, I turn 31 next week

I thought you were kidding then I checked your profile.

Need any sage advice about getting older, young one?

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Isn't he married to Aunt Jemima?

[geek out] I once had an excellent character concept for "Orc Jamima"... she was a very large, very motherly Orcish woman that used an ENORMOUS wooden spoon as a great club. The DM told me it was silly, stupid, and not conducive to "serious roleplaying." Pish - What a load. [/geek out]

 

[Crothian]

I thought you were kidding then I checked your profile.

Need any sage advice about getting older, young one?

I survived 30, so things are going fine. Why would I kid about my age or my Birthday? Granted it makes for a lot of combined gifts for the holiday season, but it has its good points as well. I never had a school day on my Birthday.

 

[Crothian]

[geek out] I once had an excellent character concept for "Orc Jamima"... she was a very large, very motherly Orcish woman that used an ENORMOUS wooden spoon as a great club. The DM told me it was silly, stupid, and not conducive to "serious roleplaying." Pish - What a load. [/geek out]

My newest NPC in my game, thank you.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I survived 30, so things are going fine. Why would I kid about my age or my Birthday? Granted it makes for a lot of combined gifts for the holiday season, but it has its good points as well. I never had a school day on my Birthday.

Happy early Birthday, Croth!!

 

[reveal]

[geek out] I once had an excellent character concept for "Orc Jamima"... she was a very large, very motherly Orcish woman that used an ENORMOUS wooden spoon as a great club. The DM told me it was silly, stupid, and not conducive to "serious roleplaying." Pish - What a load. [/geek out]

Maybe if you hadn't taken your helmet off and poured out syrup every morning it wouldn't have been a problem.

 

[Crothian]

Happy early Birthday, Croth!!

Danke, Freundlin

 

[reveal]

Nytol. Old man go sleep now.