Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Aeson]

Angelina Jolie IS the opposite sex. I don't likes her at all. She's the evil.

- Kemrian the Getting Odder as Time Goes On.

- Kemrian the "You Ended a Sentance with a Preposition!"

I ain't too good at this rightin stuff. How did I end a sentence witha preposistion. Its been years since I was in English class.

What do you mean she IS the opposite sex? Of course there are women hotter but not many. If she were to become a man I'd go gay that minute. Her and Kiera Knightly oh and Natalie Portman.

 

[Kemrain]

I'd suspect the issue would never be published.

Pity. "They always told me I'd go blind.. Why didn't I listen!?"

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[Aeson]

Eh, I dunno. If by full conversion you mean having my genetals mutilated, I can't say yet. I like my present junks in that they work. They get in the way and all, but I don't have the burning hatred of my dangly bits that many others seem to. I think I might, eventually, get them snipped, but it would be after everything else was done, and I'm talking everything. It'll be expensive, and painful, but I'd love full-body electrolysis. Mo more stubborn body hair would be a dream come true.

- Kemrain the Unsure About SRS, and Hoping This Isn't Too Personal.

I thought it was all a joke but your serious aren't you. Its cool.

 

[Kemrain]

I ain't too good at this rightin stuff. How did I end a sentence witha preposistion. Its been years since I was in English class.

What do you mean she IS the opposite sex? Of course there are women hotter but not many. If she were to become a man I'd go gay that minute. Her and Kiera Knightly oh and Natalie Portman.

I was talking to me. I ended a sentance with a preposition. It was a Stargate reference. Sorry. Whoosh.

I don't know who Knightly is, but Natalie Portman and Jolie aren't terribly attractive to me. they don't have the builds and faces I find most attractive. I think Jolie's lis are out of proportion. But that's just my opinion. I have strange ideals of beauty. I was just griping about Jolie because everyone but me seems to fawn over her.

- Kemrain the Wondering What Everyone Sees in Her. 'Cept for Her Lips.

 

[Kemrain]

I thought it was all a joke but your serious aren't you. Its cool.

Oh, yeah. Totally. I've told everyone here a few times. It's old news. I try to play around with it without becoming obnoxious, but I can't always help myself. Just tell me if I become too annoying. I usually take it well.

- Kemrain the "And by 'Take it Well' I mean 'Cry for Days."

I never use emoticons, ever, but I do hope that folks know when I'm kidding and when I'm not. I have thin skin, but I'm not as wussy as I let on.

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[Kemrain]

...And it got reeeal quiet all of a sudden... Did I do that?

- Kemrain the Conversation Stopper.

 

[Knight Otu]

6 minutes is quiet?

 

[Kemrain]

6 minutes is quiet?

Yes.

- Kemrain the Impatient.

 

[Knight Otu]

Yes.

- Kemrain the Impatient.

Learned something new, I did.

 

[Aeson]

I was talking to me. I ended a sentance with a preposition. It was a Stargate reference. Sorry. Whoosh.

I don't know who Knightly is, but Natalie Portman and Jolie aren't terribly attractive to me. they don't have the builds and faces I find most attractive. I think Jolie's lis are out of proportion. But that's just my opinion. I have strange ideals of beauty. I was just griping about Jolie because everyone but me seems to fawn over her.

- Kemrain the Wondering What Everyone Sees in Her. 'Cept for Her Lips.

I'm not into big lips. But I do think she is beautiful.