Male Gendered Ursidae Hivemind Thread

[Kemrain]

At least you have pants now...

I love pants.

But, invader blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not deny my veins!

I love them good.

- Kemrain the Not Stupid.

- Kemrain the Advanced.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Pants are great, except when they get in the way of...

Pants are great.

 

[Kemrain]

Pants are great, except when they get in the way of...

Pants are great.

In the way of what?! Tell me! I must know! What could spoil the greatness that is pants!? You MUST tell me! Nooo!!!

- Kemrain the Overdramatic.

 

[Bront]

At least you have pants now...

I thought this was a pants optional thread?

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

In the way of what?! Tell me! I must know! What could spoil the greatness that is pants!? You MUST tell me! Nooo!!!

- Kemrain the Overdramatic.

Except when they get in the way of doing things best done without pants.

 

[Kemrain]

Except when they get in the way of doing things best done without pants.

Like.. The potty?

- Kemrain the Oblivious.

 

[Kemrain]

I thought this was a pants optional thread?

Pants entirely optional. As long as you're posting from home. Or a very liberal workplace. Or you have a good lock and no office windows. Or you're self employed. Or you're wearing a skirt. Or you have no legs. Or I'll stop now.

- Kemrain the Or Else.

 

[Knight Otu]

What could spoil the greatness that is pants!? You MUST tell me! Nooo!!!

Not getting a book?

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Like.. The potty?

- Kemrain the Oblivious.

Yeah...like the potty.

 

[Bront]

Pants entirely optional. As long as you're posting from home. Or a very liberal workplace. Or you have a good lock and no office windows. Or you're self employed. Or you're wearing a skirt. Or you have no legs. Or I'll stop now.

- Kemrain the Or Else.

I remember a friend and I used to have fun replacing a single word in a star wars quote with pants. By far, the best one was "I find your lack of pants... distrubing."