Mana

[Diamond Cross]

Why would anyone want to collect mana in a port-a-potty?

 

[Wik]

Um.... to get to the other side?

You lost me.

 

[Leatherhead]

Because nobody wants to turn a port-a-potty on it's side?

 

[doctorhook]

I dunno, but you'd best post the answer soon! My curiosity is killing me...

Because nobody wants to turn a port-a-potty on it's side?

Oh! Good one!

 

[frankthedm]

Because port-a-potties are never emptied.

 

[Wepwawet]

Because he's a crappy wizard?

 

[MortalPlague]

Easily protected by rot grubs?

 

[Cor_Malek]

Maybe he's a sorcerer with OCD, that makes him obsessed about how - and when - magic leaks from him? He probably doesn't go out with the ladies much, either.

 

[Diamond Cross]

Actually the question itself is the joke.

But after thinking about it for a while, well, I can imagine that in a modern setting like Urban Arcana, a mage or psionic can actually attempt to hide in a port-a-potty from monsters to prepare spells in hopes of not being disrupted.

 

[Roger]

Exodus 16:20 -- "Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto Moses; but some of them left the mana until the morning, and the mana bred worms, and stank: and Moses was wroth with them."



Cheers,
Roger