Marry me Cthulhu!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Pretty please?

 

[Akunin]

My mom would so whup you if she heard you talking like that...

 

[hong]

My mom would so whup you if she heard you talking like that...

Don't you need opposable thumbs to hold a whip, though?

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Graw?!?!?

 

[A2Z]

(Said in jamaican accent) Shut up you smelly squid!

Linky Winky

 

[Rackhir]

I'm afraid KidCthulu is already married. Perhaps you should have shown up stopped for directions from Charlston Heston on the way to the Cathedral.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Noone will ever want to mate with me. Not with a puny claw like this.

Of course I'm being irrational, I'm in love!

Graw!!!

 

[Falex]

Hah! Shows how little you know about Cthulu... let me enlighten you folk....

Cthulu is a really nice fella, I often drink a cup of tea and ponder philosophy with him. He's a pretty mean debator, partially due to his insane breath. Anyways, He's a fairly warm-hearted guy, he lends his shoulder to just about anyone. And as far as his love-life goes.... Well, let's just say that all the women he meets are never quite the.... same again. "Once you go Cthulu, you'll never go back" they often say. Cthulu is the biggest mack (oh yes, I said mack) that you'll ever know.... Cthulu loves everyone, like Barny, including you Zoid .