Medieval/Fantasy Insults

[Morrus]

I whipped up a very quick generator in OGRE:

http://www.enworld.org/forum/dnd_view_block.php?id=992

I think it's a bit more useful than some of those Shakespearian/Victorian insult generators around which come out with some fairly silly sounding results, and a bit less obscure than some of the more flowery ones.

 

[Morrus]

You abhorrent, churlish son of a griffin!

 

[jasper]

You wash orcs backsides and enjoy it.
Your mother was commoner!

 

[Dioltach]

You fight like an NPC!

 

[Geoffryn Kaladon]

Abhorrent, churlish whoreson of a goblin

 

[GMMichael]

I give XP for OGRE creations, you sorry bunch of milk-drinkers.

 

[Imaculata]

Don't forget the classic from the game Thief: "Taffer!"