Merry Cthrismas

[TanithT]

Cookie Cthulhus and edible elder signs, plus a screaming two headed gingerbread abomination for good measure. Merry Cthrismas!

 

[Shemeska]

This passes for romantic holiday baking in our house

You're a gigantic nerd, and I love you for it.

 

[TanithT]

Glad you enjoyed! I must however ask what you find romantic about Cthulhu. If your response has anything to do with tentacles, I will be very scared.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Up on the rooftop snowflakes fall
But you still hear Cthulhu's call
Up from the deepest darkest of seas
Heralding the old ones
Insane pleas

Chorus

Iä, iä, iä!
What do you say?
Iä, iä, iä!
What do you say?
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
Tentacles thick

First comes the taking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Cthulhu
Do it well
Show her your visage
She laughs and cries
Horror will open
And shut her eyes

Repeat Chorus

Next comes the stalking
Of little Will
Oh, just hear what
A glorious trill
Here comes a shoggoth
"Tekeli-li!"
Run down the hall
And attempt to flee!

Repeat Chorus

 

[TanithT]

Nice! I highly recommend A Shoggoth On The Roof and A Very Scary Solstice for more Cthulhu flavored filking fun.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Cthulu filk ftw! Did you write this?

Yup- I just happened to be listening to "Up on the rooftop" (Gene Autry version) when your thread popped up...glad you liked it!

 

[TarionzCousin]

I would be apprehensive about eating those cookies as I would wonder what they were going to do in my stomach.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Better your stomach be upset than you go mad, though, right?

 

[TarionzCousin]

Better your stomach be upset than you go mad, though, right?

I was more worried that the cookies would eat me up from the inside.

 

[TanithT]

I would be apprehensive about eating those cookies as I would wonder what they were going to do in my stomach.

Well duuh, that's why I baked the edible Elder Signs. Eat one gingerbread Cthulhu, then eat an Elder Sign. It balances out.

Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull Cthulhu out of my hat!
Rocky: Awww, that trick never works.
Cthulhu: RRRWARWR F'TAGHEN OM NOM NOM
Bullwinkle: Ooops, forgot my Elder Sign.