Metamorphosis: From Dretch to Demon Lord - Ascension Released!

[blackshirt5]

To be pedantic, that wasn't a proper haiku; haiku's go in the form of 5/7/5.

"Oh Mountain Dew,
Flavorful and Oh So Green,
Boy You Taste Like Crap."

 

[Derulbaskul]

Personally I prefer Pepsi Max.

Um, that was a bump, Mr Dirge.

 

[blackshirt5]

Personally I prefer Pepsi Max.

Um, that was a bump, Mr Dirge.

As is this.

 

[Grondmar]

Bumpski!

 

[Craer]

To be pedantic, that wasn't a proper haiku; haiku's go in the form of 5/7/5.

"Oh Mountain Dew,
Flavorful and Oh So Green,
Boy You Taste Like Crap."

To be spectacularly pedantic, that first line is only 4 syllables.

-Craer

 

[The Axe]

To be spectacularly pedantic, that first line is only 4 syllables.

-Craer

Heh; depends on where you're from...

---The Axe (from a place where "Texas" occasionally is pronounced with three syllables...)

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

B-DIRGE.

I'm dyin' here! Get thoze fingaz flyin' !

 

[blackshirt5]

To be spectacularly pedantic, that first line is only 4 syllables.

-Craer

Sorry; should've been "Oh Mountainous Dew".

 

[Thomas Hobbes]

Ah, doggerel. With the exception of story hours, the highest form of art...

 

[blackshirt5]

Ah, doggerel. With the exception of story hours, the highest form of art...

Huh?

I'm just trying to keep the masses entertained. I'm the USO of the Abyss.