ooDM: Enworld was messing up and I had trouble getting that post posted, I didn't feel like waiting to get the the rogue's gallery.
Kicking him out seems a bit extreme, but seriously, even if I wouldn't... is it really smart to call the guy controlling the world and your dierolls a dimwit?
IDM: As you walk through the entrance, the stonework just seems like normal caves, but a couple minutes in to the caves, you start to see carved walls instead of just natural rock. Then you see a door, just a well made wooden door looking very out of place in these caves. Seeing the door almost distracts Sqill'Mar from seeing a covered up pit right in front of him, but this pit is so extremelly obvious that everyone sees it. No creatures or traps other than the pit seem to be guarding the door...very strange.
To Rover, the place reeks of goblins. Then when he comes to the door, he smells something else more powerful than the goblin smell, but the smell is strange and unfamiliar.