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Re: Pox and Shingles...such fun

SpaceBaby Industries said:
Truth be told, I'm with DrSpunj on this one. A couple of spots is going to be a breeze for everyone compared to having an equal amount of surface skin covered with pox as what is still skin. Makes me think of that old RNA retrovirus the Herpes Simplex (or was is Zoster? I know I've heard that name before) - aka cold sores. I can't say I'm thrilled when I'm worn down and get one, but it sure beats the other possible strains of that particular little virus doesn't it?

Herpes is a family of viruses. I & II cause cold sores and genital herpes (can't remember which is which) and Herpes Zoster (that cause Chicken Pox and Shingles) is something like the Herpes 6 virus. So they're all related but your body sees them as separate diseases.

The kicker about shingles is, because they follow a dermatomal pattern and usually affect the trunk, anyone affected usually ends up with a band about 1" tall running from their back all the way around their side to the middle of their front. This band gets red and then develops sores similar to chicken pox, and usually hurts a ton. I've always thought of shingles as all the chicken pox you get as a kid packed into one small strip!

SpaceBaby Industries said:
The itchy phase of the pox for my son is over thankfully, but it still gives me pause to see that many spots all over him.

Glad to hear it! BTW, did he get the vaccine? My 2-yr old did, but I'm still trying to figure out how effective it is since we have friends whose children also got the vaccine, but then went on to develop what appeared to be a full blown case of Chicken Pox! :(
 

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The Lost City – Part 4 (Session 30)

”Milo Usamigaras!” the priest responded.

”Nope, just Milo.” came the slightly self-conscious answer.

The room they entered was deathly quiet. Mazi resignedly shook her head at Milo. He cleared his throat nervously, the noise sounded exceptionally loud in the stillness.

”But I do know Usamigaras-” he let the statement hang in the air for a moment. ”Personally.” he finished weakly.

The tall, rotund man spoke again, ”You are not Usamigaras?”

”No, not as such. But I come bearing news from Him.”

It was impossible to tell with the mask, but Milo got the feeling that the man grew immediately suspicious. ”News? How are we to trust strangers with news from Usamigaras?”

”Look at me!” Milo said with his arms spread wide. ”Can you see anybody else besides someone looking like me bringing news from Usamigaras?”

”The Evil Ones are very clever. You must prove yourself to us.”

”Prove, prove, prove. Alright, what do I have to do to convince you?”

”We ask for a sign that you are from the great Usamigaras.”

”A sign? Why didn’t you say so? I’ve got signs, plenty of signs.” Milo mentally reviewed the spells he had prayed for that morning. Somehow he didn’t think a divine storm would be an appropriate display. Then he recalled the recitation he had prepared. Milo fumbled for a moment with his bag of holding until he withdrew the parchment with the holy words he had inscribed that morning. He also withdrew Usamigaras’ holy symbol, the five-pointed star.

There was a collective intake of breath from the gathered thirteen. It was then that Milo noticed the same star inscribed on the floor beneath his feet. He grinned before sobering his face and mind. Milo spoke solemnly, ”I will now recite the words of Usamigaras.”

Milo held the holy symbol in his outstretched hand. A divine power seemed to enter him as he began reading. The words that issued from his mouth were of no language he recognized. It was as if the divine energy were translating his base words into a heavenly message. As he spoke the star beneath his feet began to glow with a bright white radiance. The light traced out previously unseen sigils. They radiated out from the star to glow under the feet of all gathered. Whomever the light touched seemed to be infused with strength borrowed from the heavens. The thirteen masked worshippers seemed to be affected even more than Milo’s companions. He sighed wistfully as the divine power drained from him after the completion of the recitation.

Brigit’s gruff voice broke the silence as she attempted to whisper, ”Milo, why’re tha stones glowin’?”

”Just go with it.” Milo whispered over his shoulder.

The robed men fell to their knees, prostrated before Milo. ”Please do not worship me.” Milo said as he helped the leader to his feet. ”You’ll give me an inflated head if you keep this up.”

The man bowed his head as he spoke reverently, ”What shall we do for you, oh great Chosen One?”

”Chosen One? That’s kinda nice. I could get used to this!”

”Have you come to lead us to the Promised Land?”

”Now that depends. What’s your definition of the Promised Land?”

”The Promised Land is below. The caverns from whence we were expelled.” He said as if Milo should already have known. ”Have you come to lead us against the Evil Ones? To smite them down?”

Milo nodded, ”That was basically the idea; a little bit of smiting, a little bit of mopping up. Generally cleaning of the lower caverns of any unsavory, evil types.”

”I am Auriga Serkinos, I am High Priest of Usamigaras.”

”So, um-” Milo said, at a loss for a moment. ”Are these all that is left of the followers of Usamigaras?”

”We have some few others in our stronghold down in the caverns, but they are besieged by the Evil Ones.”

”How many, and how far?”

”There are perhaps fifteen to twenty more of us below.”

”And what are they besieged by?”

”By the evil of Zargon and his High Priestess, Zenobea.”

”Of course, Zargon. We’ve heard about him.”

”How is it that you do not know of all this, yet you are the Chosen One of Usamigaras?”

Milo thought fast, ”Well, this is a challenge for the people of Usamigaras. Not just for you, but one that has been given to me as well.”

Auriga nodded sagely, ”Usamigaras is wise in all ways. And these strange companions of yours?” he pointed to Jeremiah, ”This one we recognize as a man, but he has not covered his face. You bear the semblance of Usamigaras, so there is no need for you to cover your face. But these, the small bearded man and the strange women, we do not recognize.”

Milo suppressed a laugh at Auriga’s description of Brigit. ”This,” he said, indicating the surly dwarf, ”Is a dwarven woman.”

”But she has a beard!” Auriga said in confusion.

”All good dwarves have beards.” Brigit answered for herself.

”You’ll find that dwarves have many idiosyncrasies, Auriga.” Milo added. ”Some take more getting used to than others. Her name is Brigit.” Milo walked to Mazi. ”This is an elven lass, her name is Mazithra. The man here is Jeremiah of the barbarian tribes of the plateaus. His companion is Kella.”

”Why has Usamigaras sent you here?”

”To free you. He’s been quite insistent on that.”

”Are you to be our leader then?”

”I will certainly lead you back into the Promised Land. After that, we’ll see.”

”With what forces to you propose to help us? You must be very powerful to succeed against the Evil Ones.”

”We’ve seen our share of battles. We haven’t even died that often.”

Auriga started at Milo’s statement. ”You come from the afterlife?”

”No, no, not exactly.” he glanced at Jeremiah and Kella. ”It’s a long story, probably best we don’t get into it. Suffice it to say that with our help I am confident that we can overthrow Zargon and get you back home.”

”We outnumber Zargon, Zenobea, and their priests, but they have powerful magic. We do not know if we can overcome them. But we must have faith.”

Milo remembered Kanadius and his warnings of Zenobea’s power over the mind. ”We’ve heard that they have more than just magic, is that true?”

”Zargon himself is magic. Queen Zenobea, she is not normal. She has lived for many, many years. Since the death of her husband, King Alexander centuries ago.”

”This King Alexander, was he a good man?”

Auriga nodded again, ”He was, until she disposed of him in a most foul manner. He had put her aside for worshipping the dark arts. He had taken another wife in her place. She slaughtered him and his new wife in jealousy.”

”I see.” Milo decided to bring things back to the present, ”Now, what kind of preparations have you made to free the others?”

”We are few, we are students of the arcane arts. Our powers do not make us a good match against her. She is very powerful; our weapons seem to do little harm to her, our spells even less. We are not enough to overcome her. As I said, the rest of our people are trapped below. We manage to get messages back and forth, but-“

Milo interjected, ”Messages? How do you get messages to them?” He hoped for a secret way below that they could use to infiltrate Zenobea’s forces.

”We have carriers that ferry messages to the others.”

”Through passages? Secret passages?”

”There is a passage. Zenobea’s forces may know of it, but our powers are sufficient to hide us from them. We do not have enough magic to hide a large force.”

Milo considered all the information they had obtained thus far. He felt they had a good chance of freeing his god’s people. They may need help from the other two groups of the lost city though. ”If you’ll excuse me for a moment, I’m going to discuss with my companions our options.”

”Very well, we will depart and offer up thanks to Usamigaras. Our Deliverer has come.”

Oh boy, Milo thought to himself, how many ways can this go wrong?
 


He's baaaack!

Good to see another post Milo! Brigit is obviously quite proud of her beard, and the "on the fly" actions of Milo were an amusing read. I could hear the wheels turning in your head as you figured out your next move.

Glad to hear it! BTW, did he get the vaccine? My 2-yr old did, but I'm still trying to figure out how effective it is since we have friends whose children also got the vaccine, but then went on to develop what appeared to be a full blown case of Chicken Pox!

Truth be told DrSpunj, we were a mite leery of the vaccine. While the chances are very small, it wouldn't be the first time a vaccine didn't work, or did more harm than good. Anyone remember the fallout from those 1970s bulk immunizations at school? We also had the line of thinking that Chicken Pox is an annoyance, not a danger for a kid. As opposed to the MMR vaccination, or the proper name for the various needles stuck into our brood, as you don't want to contract potentially permanently debilitating conditions. Add to that a rather lukewarm opinion of the vaccine from our Pediatrician, and well, you've got a couple of kids with spots.

I can't take him out in public yet (don't want to get people upset seeing all those spots), but he's back to his usual energetic self.

Now if we can only figure out why our baby turns from Dr. Jolly into Miss Howl every night. Ah, for eight hours continuous sleep. Someday...
 

Re: The Lost City – Part 4 (Session 30)

Milo Windby said:
”Have you come to lead us against the Evil Ones? To smite them down?”

Milo nodded, ”That was basically the idea; a little bit of smiting, a little bit of mopping up. Generally cleaning of the lower caverns of any unsavory, evil types.”
This is great stuff, Milo. I mean it. Here's to smiting 'unsavory, evil types'!!! (raises glass)

Wow, do I have alot to say about immunizations...but I won't go inot it here. Suffice it to say I completely disagree with Spacebaby.

More story! (thunk!!) More story!!! (thunk!!)
 

Thanks for the comments everyone! You're going to give me as big of a head as Auriga is in game. :D I was actually a little concerned that this post wouldn't be as favorably received since it was almost completely composed of dialogue.

To answer your question from a while back Nail, I'm gong to have to give you the pros and cons to recording sessions.

Pros:
Frees up stenographer to concentrate on gameplay
Able to record table conversation and events verbatim

Cons:
Unable to transcribe and write posts while at work
Constant stopping and starting of tape to keep up with dialogue
Harder to formulate actions into words without written notes to study
Screaming kids and quiet dialogue don't mix well on tape

That's what I've found thus far. I'm not sure if I'll stick with the taped sessions or resort to written notes again. I'll give it a little more time.

I've still got a bit of tape to transcribe. We have the maidens and the war council to get through after all.
 
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Milo Windby said:
Thanks for the comments everyone! You're going to give me as big of a head as Auriga is in game. :D

Oh....well, we can't have any of that. Let's see....(ahem) "Yep, yer terrible writer, Milo, that's why I read yer story hour all the time......" Wait, was that the effect I was lookin' for? :p

I've still got a bit of tape to transcribe. We have the maidens and the war council to get through after all.
"Errr, uhmmm....ahem ......(tries to look truthful)......Oh, I'd hate to see you write that up. I mean it. (supresses chuckle) I don't like the way you write at all....no, no...you've certainly made....ahem....no fans here. Errrrm....yes..... What you lookin' at?!!" :mad:
 

For those of you interested, the campaign began with B2: The Keep on the Borderlands, moved to T 1-4: The Temple of Elemental Evil, and has now gone to B4: The Lost City.

As you can probably tell, I have a collection of old modules that are just begging me to run them so I have given in to the temptation.

The game world is a modified Known World from the Dungeons and Dragons Expert set. Some of the "Mystara" stuff has been thrown in for flavor, but I was never a fan of the "Mystarification" of the Known World. I currently am using the Gazetteers to provide background setting information.

For the Old Timers around here, we also have waiting in the wings the following (if they decide to follow these leads...I don't force them to do much of anything):

G 1-3
D 1-3
X 4-5
I 3-5

Note that I have not included the titles to the above mentioned modules so as to not tip them off as to the contents.

I am currently working on documentation of the various characters and players in this drama and the roles that they fulfill in the "grand scheme of things". Obviously I won't be posting this here, as my players don't need to know EVERYTHING. If you are interested in knowing more, let me know of a place to post it and I will be more than happy to do so.
 

The Lost City – Part 5 (Session 30)

Milo and the others walked a space away from the worshippers and spoke in hushed tones.

”So, what do you think?” Milo asked the group.

”I think you’ve got a good chance of getting these ‘Magi’ to play nice with the Brotherhood upstairs.” replied Mazi. ”It looks like you’re in good enough standing with them to direct them where you will. You can basically tell them what they have to do to win and they’ll do it.”

”Right,” said Milo with some trepidation. He didn’t know how he felt about leading a group of blind followers into danger and possible death. ”We still need to find the Maidens and convince them to ally with the others.”

”Aye. Mazi’n me will bring ‘em round.” Brigit said with confidence.

Milo brightened at the thought of taking a backseat in the next diplomatic discussion. ”That’s right! That’s all you guys!”

”Don’t sound too enthusiastic about it.” Mazi said acerbically. ”Why do I get the feeling that this is going to fall to me?”

”Well Brigit can help, but with her beard I don’t know if they’ll take her for a man or a woman.” Milo suppressed a grin.

”Ya got a problem wi’ mah beard, then yer gonna have a problem wi’ me axe too!”

”No, no, no. I don’t have a problem with your beard at all. It’s very tasteful.” Milo raised his hands in a mock warding gesture. He glanced at Kella, aloof and uninterested in the discussion. ”I don’t think you’ll want to leave it to you-know-who.” he whispered to Mazi.

Kella’s ears were too sharp for Milo’s whisper to go unnoticed. ”Stupid heathens! I hope you all burn. At least that would leave us to the important matters!”

Milo raised his eyebrows at the vehement outburst. He hoped Kella wouldn’t be that unfriendly until they got Jeremiah back to the plateaus. They had no idea where they were, much less how to get back. Who knew how long they’d have to spend together?

They fell into a short discussion on the merits of joining the Brotherhood and the Magi before they enlisted the Maidens. It was decided to leave them isolated until all three groups agreed to the alliance.

”I think it’s time to tell the Magi the news then.” Mazi said to the halfling.

Milo nodded. He called to Auriga and the two met in the center of the room. The older man lowered his head in respect. Milo ignored the discomfiting gesture and spoke. ”As you have probably guessed, we’ve passed through the levels above to reach you. Along the way we met the Brotherhood of Gorm.”

Milo was interrupted by a sharp intake of breath from the other. ”The heathens?”

”Yes, yes. It’s very scandalous, I know. They’re kind of on the way down here, so it was inevitable. Their leader, Kanadius, spoke of past alliances between your people.”

”They are untrustworthy.”

”That may be,” Milo tried to head the argument off but was interrupted.

”They and the women live for war. We live for studies and for worship. They are very violent. We do not have much communication with them, as it should be.”

”Yes, but you have to accept that in order to overcome Zargon and Zenobia, violence will be necessary.”

”This is understood. We have studied the arcane arts to aid us in this battle.”

”Wise tactics. But don’t you think that allying yourselves with warriors in a battle such as this would be prudent? Especially allies that have the same goal as yourselves?”

”Knowing the intentions of their hearts is very difficult. They have told us one thing in the past and have done something completely different.”

”That’s a valid concern. But with us, my companions and I, to help lead you and keep the others in line I am confident that we can keep a truce active long enough to overthrow Zargon and Zenobia. You can then part your separate ways and govern yourselves in peace once again.”

”And who will lead us once Zenobia is overthrown?”

”Well as far as who will lead the Magi, I think that is a decision we should leave up to Usamigaras. I think the Brotherhood will have to determine their own leader.”

”So we trade one group who rules over us and sacrifices us for warring factions?”

”I’d say that depends on how long you plan on going to war with the Brotherhood.”

”We do not plan on war. We simply defend ourselves from them.”

”After the danger has passed I believe we can write up documents. Truces and treaties to which both sides can agree.”

”If they will swear on the altar that they will abide by these truces, then our God will ensure that they cannot break them.”

Milo shook his head sadly, he very much doubted the Brotherhood would agree to such a thing. ”And if they require the same from you? You wouldn’t have a problem swearing on their altar?”

”We will swear on our altar, not theirs. We can accept the judgment of our God.”

”Do you believe that will satisfy them?”

”I do not know.” Auriga said simply.

Milo despaired at reaching Auriga with reason. He whispered back to the others, ”What do you think, burn this bridge when we get to it?”

”That may be for the best. We can’t stand her and argue this forever.” Mazi said.

”Argh! Jus’ skip all this. Let ‘em all die fer all Ah care.” Brigit exclaimed. She earned a few fearful stares from the gathered worshippers.

”Let’s find out where the Maidens are and get this over with.” Mazi said quietly.

Milo nodded and turned back to Auriga. ”Now, in order to ensure our success at overthrowing Zenobia, we believe it would be wise to ally ourselves with the Maidens.”

Auriga cleared his throat, obviously in consternation. ”You suggest many strange things. But if you can accomplish this, if you can win from them their sworn oath that they will not attack us when we are done, then we will ally with them and the Brotherhood.”

”Very well!” Milo clapped his hands together once in relief. ”You point us towards the Maidens and we’ll get on our way. Once we have everyone’s agreement on an alliance we will gather and overthrow Zenobia!”

Auriga directed them to another door leading from the chamber. He told them of a wall of symbols and which one to press to take them to the Maidens. He warned them that they would hear a great rumbling before the way was opened.

”Now, in case we encounter any of the queen’s patrols along the way, do you have any protections you can offer? Invisibility would be a welcome spell.” Milo asked.

”Is the Holy One asking for assistance from the Magi?” Auriga asked.

”Yes I am, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.”

”Does he not have protections granted him by Usamigaras?”

”I certainly do, but I’d prefer to keep them in reserve in case of emergency.” Milo thought for a moment longer before continuing. ”I believe it would be wise to approach the Maidens with women only. If you could render Jeremiah and I invisible, the negotiations may go more favorably.”

”Atu, Abu, come forth.” Auriga motioned two of the worshippers to stand before him. ”Cast your spells upon the Chosen One and his companion.”

The two did as they were bid. Milo and Jeremiah shimmered as if they were figments of a heat mirage before they disappeared from sight completely.

Milo bid a disembodied farewell to Auriga and the worshippers as the others made their way to the door.

A long hall led to the aforementioned door. A bank of raised symbols lined the door. Milo wondered what would happen if they were to press the wrong symbol. His curiosity would have to wait. Mazithra pressed the symbol of which Auriga told them. A deep rumble sounded beyond the door. It seemed as if tons of stone grated upon stone behind the closed portal. After a few moments the sounds died to an echo through the hall in which they stood. Brigit heaved the heavy stone door inward. Another non-descript hallway lay beyond. Milo shrugged and followed the others in.

An identical door to the last lay at the end of the hallway. Brigit heaved her bulk at the door as she did the other. She tromped her plated boots into the large chamber behind the door. Milo hoped her noise would mask the sound of Jeremiah’s similarly plated feet. Brigit soon stopped as she took in the sight of the room.

Ten women sat at a table, all were staring at the interlopers. They were clad in bronze chainmail draped over green tunics. Their faces were also covered in bronze masks. These were sculpted as the face of the third statue from the top of the pyramid, the woman with the wheat and the sword.

The woman at the head of the table stood and spoke gruffly, ”Who are you and what are you doing here?”

Mazi stepped forward. ”Who’s in charge here?” she asked imperiously.

”I am,” said the standing woman. ”Do you come to claim challenge rights?”

”No, I don’t. My name is Mazithra and I am here to help form an alliance between the Maidens, the Brotherhood and the Magi.”

The other woman scoffed, ”Are you truly a woman that you pose such an outrageous alliance?”

Mazi bristled at the implied insult.
 

Hey folks. Sorry for the hiatus here. I'm on vacation in MO visiting an old friend. We'll be returning Wednesday and I'll try to get the next installment out on Thursday. We're just about back up to date now.
 

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