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Milo Windby's Collected Story Hour

Thanks Nail and Broccli! Glowing praise indeed. I'm-a workin' on it.

Nail, we did at one time have our csheets up in the rogue's gallery, no longer. I'll generate them for Brigit and Milo and get them up. It'll be up to Frog and Mazi to get Jeremiah and Mazithra's posted. Thanks for reminding me.
 

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Temple of Elemental Evil - part 24 (session 11)

According to Mazithra's well-kept map there wasn't much they hadn't uncovered on the floor they were exploring. One particular area that they hadn't investigated was near the first prison cells they had found, where Brigit's people had been held captive.


"I fergot all 'bout that." said Brigit.

"You were a little preoccupied with freeing your people at the time, Brigit." Mazi said kindly.

"That or your memory is going, it's that ripe old dwarven age Brigit." Milo said, sure to be a fair distance from Brigit's gauntlet when he opened his mouth.

"Keep yer talkin, halflin'. I've a right mind ta-"

"Ah, but then who would open all the chests and doors?" Milo interrupted. "You didn't seem to like that dust you sucked down in the mausoleum."

"Ach, mebbe we'll keep ya round a lil' while longer then, but watch yer mouth fore I have ta stuff it wi' somethin'." Brigit muttered as she held up an empty sack menacingly.

Mazi shook her head at the two, amused by their banter in such a dismal place. They started towards the prison cells, only a few passages away. The hallway they hadn't explored before ended in a stout oak door. Milo padded quietly up to the portal and listened in.

"Some grunting, a little bit of movement. Probably not human, but always hostile." Milo whispered to the others after he returned.

"Let's do this tha old fashioned way then!" Brigit exclaimed.

Gripping Trollgrater she kicked in the door. Three startled bugbears stared back at the adventurers. They barely had the chance to look surprised before Brigit and Jeremiah were upon them. The bugbears went down quick, two to Brigit's axe and one to Jer's greatsword.

"That's got to be the last bit of demi-intelligence that didn't know we were here." Milo stated.

"Don't be too sure, you never know what else lurks around here." Mazi told them.

"Always so gloomy, elfie. Lighten up a lil'. What'cha find Milo?" Brigit said to her friends.

Milo shrugged and pointed out some watered down ale in clay mugs on the table the bugbears were sitting around. There was a water barrel in the corner as well as a stocked freestanding pantry. Some unburned torches were thrown to the side of the wall. As Milo bent over to examine one he noticed something odd about the wall. Looking closer he could see an odd seam running up the length of the wall to the ceiling. Moments later he found the catch that released the secret door.

"It never ceases to amaze me how many of these secret doors we find around here." Milo said as he triggered the catch.

The door swung open to reveal a short passage back to the prison cells. Nothing of interest seemed to be in that direction. They divested the bugbear guards of their valuables, only a few coins apiece, and left the room.

The other passage near the cells led to a spiral staircase leading down into the darkness.

"Looks sturdy enough, prolly leads down ta tha same place as tha other stairs we found." Brigit said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Yeah, let's finish up what we've missed here before we head down though." Milo suggested.

"Agreed. I don't want anything sneaking up on us from above as well as below when we get there." Mazi said.

They made the cautious walk to the southwest corner of the temple and the intersection they had skipped before. The passages led both ways into rooms that mirrored each other. Both rooms contained broken weapons and armor, nothing of use at all. The passage they were in was also reflected on the southeast corner of Mazi's map, lending a symmetrical appearance to the floor.

"What about this little area here, where the floor sloped a little?" Milo said while he pointed at a spot to their north.

"That passage'll lead ya down ta tha next level, I'd wager." said Brigit, employing her innate sense with stone work and subterranean passages.

"Alright then, I say we go get some rest before going down to the next level." suggested Milo.

"What's tha matter Milo? All this walkin' too tirin' for ya?" Brigit laughed.

"Actually I just thought we should slow down before you broke anything Brigit, you know how old bones get brittle." Milo retorted.

"I'll show ya old bones ya little-" started Brigit.

"Score one for the halfling, you keeping track Brigit?" Milo laughed.

"Ach, don't make me toss ya agin, halflin'." Brigit grumbled.

"Just giving you a hard time, no need to get physical Brigit." Milo held up his hands in a gesture of peace. "We'll call truce for tonight, eh?"

With that the four friends exited the temple, through the west vestry this time to vary their pattern in case anyone was paying attention. They found a suitable camp ground a half-day travel from the temple.

"If I'm to identify all of the things we found down there I'm going to need two or so days." Mazi told the others.

"Tha's fine Mazi, Ah need ta brush up on some O me techniques anyhow." Brigit said.

"We could probably all use with a little training before we head to the next level. How about you Jeremiah, would you be okay with staying here for a little while?" Milo asked the barbarian.

Jeremiah looked impatient to get back to the temple and the joys of combat, but he acquiesced for the time being. They would spend a few days camped in the woods to give Mazi time to find out what they had unearthed in the temple and to train for the next level.

The next day Mazi was able to tell the others what four of their findings were.

"This," she said as she held up the vial they found, "is a potion of reduction. It will make the person, or object it is sprinkled on smaller, down to half its normal size. I don't recommend Milo using it, he's small enough as it is."

"You too Mazi? What's a lonely halfling to do?" Milo groaned. "What else do we have?"

"This chainmail is enchanted to provide the wearer with added protection. It's the same enchantment that's on Jeremiah's armor. Too bad none of us wear chainmail. It will fetch a decent price at the market though."

"Aye, if we ever make it ta another market." Brigit said.

"The morningstar we found has a similar enchantment. It's actually closer to the one on the dagger the merchant's wife gave us back at the Keep Milo. Whoever uses it will find their target easier to hit and will inflict more damage than normal."

"Ah've already got me hammer, Jeremiah why don'tcha take this one?" Brigit asked her barbarian friend.

Jeremiah took the morningstar from Mazi, hefted it a little to test the weight and handling, then stowed it in his pack with a nod.

"Lastly, this beautiful little ring here," Mazi said while she held up the piece of jewelry, "Will make its wearer a little harder to hit. Its enchantment adds to the wearer's innate ability to dodge blows."

"Very nice Mazi. Now who should we give this one to?" Milo wondered out loud. "I'm already pretty good at dodging, Brigit's a walking armory, Mazi is a little easier to hit when she uses her bow, and Jeremiah's in the front of the battle all the time without a shield."

"Ah've no need fer tha ring, at least not as much as Mazi er Jeremiah." Brigit said.

"I have to admit, a little added protection while using my bow would be nice. I always feel a little too vulnerable when we're in close quarters. What do you say Jer?" Mazi asked.

"You wear it Mazi." said Jeremiah before falling silent again.

"Thank you Jer. We'll save the next one for you." said Mazi. "That's all I've been able to identify, I'll have more tomorrow."

The four settled down for the night, swapping stories and retelling recent battles as they prepared to sleep.

The next day Mazi had identified three more items. "This wand is just the opposite of the potion." she started. "It will enlarge my target, up to half again as large. Of course if we use this on Milo he'll be harder to toss-" Mazi left the statement hanging.

"Hah hah hah! Ah like tha way ya think elfie!" Brigit laughed.

"I can't win. Now I'm being double-teamed. Ah well, what else Mazi?" Milo asked.

The elf smirked at Milo. "The three jars of ointment we found in the small box are five doses each of Keoghtem's ointment." she said as she held up one of the pearlescent jars. "I read about this a long time ago. The ointment can neutralize poison, remove disease, or heal minor wounds."

"Very nice, all three?" asked Milo.

"Not one dose. Depending on how it is used is what effect it will have." Mazi clarified.

"Considering the fact that I've got the staff, you three can split up the ointments between you." Milo said.

"How very kind O' ya, Milo, don' put yerself out er anythin'." Brigit said as she grinned at Milo.

"You two are merciless today! Was it breakfast? I made sure the bacon was nice and crispy for you Brigit." said the beleaguered halfling.

The only reply was Brigit's guffaw and Mazithra's slightly more refined laugh.

"Well if you two are done then let's finish up tonight and head back in to the temple tomorrow." said Milo.

"Sounds good ta me." said Brigit. "Tho Ah don't think I can rightly say that Ah'm done wi' ya."

"I was afraid of that." Milo said.
 
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Temple of Elemental Evil - part 25 (session 11)

Morning found them in the temple clearing, refreshed and ready for another foray into the depths of the evil house of worship. They entered from the west vestry, ears tuned and eyes sharp. The temple was as they left it, perhaps even quieter than before.

”Shall we go for the spiral staircase? That one intrigues me the most.” asked Milo.

”One’s as good as tha other, suits me fine.” Brigit answered.

Jeremiah and Mazi agreed and they made the trek from south to the north end of the temple. They were accompanied by the sound of water dripping in distant rooms and the tread of their own boots. The quiet on the earth element floor was almost oppressive.

The stairs led down one level but didn’t continue further. They exited into the corner of a southwest, southeast branching passage. The walls were much as they looked on the floor above, grey and cracked plaster.

”Eenie meenie minie moe, which way?” asked Milo.

”Let’s go right, it worked for us before.” responded Mazi.

They could see the southwest passage straighten to the south and continue into a large room. All four readied their weapons and steeled themselves for whatever lay in wait. As they entered the room Milo scouted for traps and ambushes.

Bones and skeletons were scattered all over the room, some intact. Gruesome depictions of new arrivals to the temple were scrawled on the walls. A life-size statue of a minotaur stood in the very center of the room and a single door led from the southwest corner. Milo glanced back at Jeremiah, remembering his dream and the particular zeal he exhibited when dealing with the last minotaur they found. Jeremiah seemed at ease though.

”Let’s check the parameter of the room before we fiddle with the statue. You can almost assume a statue is a trap right off.” Milo said.

They followed the north wall to the east wall, searching as they walked. Midway along the east wall Mazi noticed a discoloration of the stone wall. Looking closer she found a secret catch in the wall.

”Milo, what do you make of this?” Mazi asked the halfling.

”It’s complicated,” Milo said after a close examination of the trigger Mazi found. ”I think I can get it to work, hang on a second.”

After three attempts working the complex mechanism Milo finally managed to trigger it. A large section of the wall pivoted around a central axis. Milo and Mazi led the way into the hall leaving Brigit and Jer to defend the rear in case the statue was a threat.

That’s when everything came crashing down around their ears.

An empty hallway continued east while another less empty passage led south. Four guards occupied the bunk-lined hallway along with one in the livery of a sergeant. Just as the enemies registered in Milo’s vision he was thrown to the ground, hard. A spiked log had been dropped from the ceiling. Mazi and Milo were both struck with glancing blows.

Brigit took advantage of the opening and fired an arrow into the group of humans. Mazi struggled back to her feet and finished off the guard Brigit had wounded. Milo immediately tumbled backwards to leave room for Brigit to advance.

Before any of the guards could attack one of the sergeants in the rear pulled on a torch. A rumbling could be heard above a barely audible cry for help. The heroes didn’t have time to worry about the cry, especially Milo.

The statue indeed was a trap, but nothing like Milo expected. The minotaur came to life and charged at the surprised halfling. It had merely been painted grey and flecked to appear like a statue. It was a very real and very angry minotaur pointing the nasty end of its horns at Milo.

The first attack crushed Milo to the floor, sending him sprawling. His vision swam with a field of stars. He was nimble enough to dodge the next blow on reflex alone but he knew he couldn’t stand against the minotaur without help.

Brigit reversed her direction, drew her axe, and managed to get behind the minotaur. The beast swung its head around, knocking its horns into Brigit’s axe and wrenching it from her hands. Brigit stooped to pick up the weapon before the minotaur could follow through.

Back at the front of the fray Mazi and Jeremiah were keeping the guards at bay. Mazi fired off an impressive spell she hadn’t used before. Flame spurted from her fingertips and burned three of the guards beyond recognition. Jeremiah had worse luck, his sword clanged into the ceiling as he brought it down in a vertical swing. He recovered the greatsword quickly but lost his opportunity to attack.

A clamor rose from the room behind the guards and Mazi could see eight more well armed men trooping into the hallway. She reacted quickly, summoning another spell from her memory. The now familiar gooey strands of her web spell filled the space around the new enemies, trapping all but the rear three. Mazi brushed her hands off in satisfaction.

With the threat of the guards contained for a moment Jeremiah turned to help his friends against the minotaur. Brigit and the beast had been trading blows while Milo backed away to heal himself. Brigit took a nasty blow but returned it two-fold. Jeremiah’s greatsword added to the battle was too much for the camouflaged beast. Milo looked up to see the large monster fall dead to the ground.

Mazi, unaware of most of the struggle behind her muttered under her breath as the sergeant approached. ”First the burning hands, then the web, now the sergeant, do I have to do everything?”

Brigit answered the question with her axe, ending the threat of the sergeant before he could really begin. Mazi moved back while Jeremiah joined the dwarf near the web. Before they could decide what to do with the captive guards they heard more feet running their way. Down the empty hallway three more guards charged.

The guards couldn’t have predicted the reception they received. A quick volley of arrows brought down the leading human while Jeremiah’s impressive sword cleaved through the other two. The group turned their attention back to the webbed humans.

They could here shouting from behind the captives, probably the leader urging his troops forward. Brigit and Mazi fired into the web, wounding one guard and killing another. Jeremiah drew a vial of oil and rigged it to explode. He tossed the firebomb into the web and watched as it exploded. The other seven guards were caught in the blast. The wounded guard fell but the others advanced angrily on their attackers.

Only one of the first three guards made it to Brigit and Jeremiah’s front line. He attacked Jeremiah, wounding him slightly and angering him more. He was soon dispatched as well as two of the other guards by Brigit and Mazi’s arrows.

Milo could see that there were two leaders behind the guards, urging them on. One drew a shortbow and fired two arrows in quick succession at Jeremiah. They missed, but barely. Milo didn’t like the look of them. He called upon his newfound faith in Usamigaras and cast a shield of protection on Brigit, then prepared to do the same with Jeremiah.

Brigit, Jeremiah, and Mazi finished off the remaining guards and readied themselves for the leaders. Both were armored in leather and carried short swords. The first one performed a surprising move, rolling forward, he tumbled past Jeremiah and Brigit. Both struck at the opportunity to attack and wounded the rogue badly. The other rogue cautiously approached Jeremiah, trapping him between the two.

Brigit attacked the second rogue while Jeremiah and Mazi concentrated on the tumbler. Milo finished his second spell and touched Jer, covering him in a divine shield. The standing rogue was able to hit Jeremiah despite the protection, wounding him badly with an expertly placed strike.

The tumbler didn’t last much longer. Brigit switched her focus and slashed down on the crouching rogue, ending his life. Jeremiah spun around and delivered two serious blows to the other rogue.

The crafty-eyed villain could see the tide turning against him. He turned to run. Only Jeremiah was close enough to get in a parting blow. The rogue stumbled once, recovered, and continued to run.

Milo gave chase.
 


This was the first time that I had felt that I may have gone "over the line" with the gang...after all, we are all here to kick butt and have fun, not become the latest sacrifice to Frog's Ego. When the minotaur sprung the ambush and whacked Milo, (if I remember correctly it was a crit also), I thought "oops, maybe this one is a bit too much for them". The only thing that saved them was a well placed web spell and a blown tumble roll. They made it through the last of the foes and then...

...Milo had to go and chase the guy...sheesh.

Things will get a lot harder for the crew before they get any easier.

Fear the Frog
 

True

Yeah, I got bashed pretty hard by the minotaur. One hit and I was almost dead.

What Frog didn't tell you was my motivation for chasing after the guy. The last few times anyone has ran from us there's always been an empty chest. What drives adventurers more crazy than knowing that the kick-butt treasure just ran out the door? So I chased, knowing that there'd be a big fat pot O gold at the end. As you'll soon see, I was probably right. Grrrr.
 

Temple of Elemental Evil - part 26 (session 11)

He's a fast bugger." Milo thought to himself as he chased the fleeing rogue.

Milo was just as fast, even gaining on the retreating figure. The rogue darted to the right into a doorway. Milo followed close behind. The room beyond was lined with beds as the hallway behind him. A sturdy wardrobe also decorated the room. A table littered with maps and notes sat in the middle of the room and a fire roasted food near the hearth. Milo noticed a trickling fountain set in the wall to his left. Two door led out of the room to his right, one had just been used.

Milo leaped to the door, tore it open, and stopped dead in his tracks. Five very angry men looked back at the panting halfling. Seconds later Milo was running again, in the opposite direction. Two javelins and two crossbow quarrels chased him out of the room. He was surprised when he made it back to the hallway, no one had followed him.

Out of breath and thankful for his life, Milo returned to his companions.

"Four - fresh - guards - and - the - rogue." He puffed between breaths.

"Ach, they know we're here, we canna take em by surprise. They've prolly got a nice lil' ambush set up fer us in there." lamented Brigit.

"Hang - on - a second." Milo said. Once he caught his breath, "Let me heal up a bit and we'll set up an ambush of our own."

"Ah like tha way ya think, Milo." Brigit said excitedly.

Once Milo healed himself they retreated to the minotaur's room. They arrayed themselves to either side of the secret door, readied their range weapons, and waited. After a few moments they could hear sounds from the hall. Milo heard voices and some movement, but no one peeked out of the secret door.

Time stretched one, every second seeming like minutes. The tension built up, the aggravating wait began to gnaw at Milo.

"Ok, here's the new plan." said Milo after he couldn't take it anymore. "I'm going to go invisible, check things out, and see what trouble I can bring back here."

With that Milo called on Usamigaras' domain of trickery to render himself invisible. He snuck back into the hallway, wary of any traps or tripwires. The door to the first room was still open so inside Milo crept. The room was empty as far as he could see. The left-hand door, the one he had run through before, was closed.

Milo cursed mentally, unwilling to risk further attacks on his own. Milo left the door and returned to his companions. He told them in a disembodied voice of the lack of people and the likely ambush waiting beyond the closed door.

"We'll jus' have ta wait here for em then." Brigit said.

"Ok, I'm going to stay invisible then. Twice the surprise!" Milo whispered.

Just as Milo returned to his position the door in the southwest corner of the room burst open. Six large and vicious bugbears spilled into the room, searching for targets.

Thinking quickly, Brigit spun around, shut the secret door, and started to pound her pitons into the wall. She soon had the door completely jammed. The others turned to attack the new threat.

Mazi was able to fire off two shots before Jeremiah closed the distance to the bugbears. He tore into the first bugbear with abandon, completely cutting it in two. Milo moved next to Jeremiah and let loose a deadly knife spray, becoming visible immediately. By then the bugbears were more than aware of the battle and most dodged the spray from Milo's fingertips.

Brigit finished spiking the door just as she heard voices and pounding from the other side, followed by shouted instructions to "go the back way". She shouted a warning to her friends before joining them in the fray.

Now visible, Milo suffered two blows from the attacking bugbears, pushing him backwards with their force. Jeremiah took one particularly mean slash to his leg. The wound was just enough to push him over the edge. Jeremiah growled in rage, his muscles bulged, and his eyes went wild.

Just as Jer moved to attack Milo heard Mazithra shout, "Zaboomifoo!" She had used her Wand of Enlarge!

Jeremiah grew as he bore down on the bugbears, soon he towered above them, his greatsword was the size of a tree as it came slashing down on three separate bugbears, killing two and wounding a third badly.

Milo drew his axes in preparation for more close combat. He stood next to the towering giant Jeremiah had become. On Jer's left Brigit fought axe to sword with another of the monsters.

The third bugbear sidled behind Brigit, dividing her attention. It didn't get the chance to exploit its advantage, Jeremiah spun around and sliced clean through it. His spin took him around full circle to cut down the next bugbear as well.

"Zaboomifoo!" came from Mazi again. This time Brigit grew.

She was soon as tall as Jeremiah used to be. He enlarged axe cut through the last bugbear with ease. Sheathing her weapon, Brigit ran to the door, slammed it shut, and spiked it closed as well. Mazi and Milo drew their bow and crossbow. Now they had only one avenue of attack to watch.

They didn't need to watch for long, a half dozen more bugbears were soon tromping up the hall towards them. Jeremiah charged with abandon, his greatsword sliced through three more of them before they could even enter the room.

The others fired their range weapons before the enemies could come into close quarters. Behind the bugbears were four guards and another lieutenant or captain. Milo loosed an exasperated sigh, they just didn't stop coming.

The bugbears charged into the room making way for the human guards. One bugbear flanked Brigit while another attacked Mazi, wounding her slightly. A human guard stabbed Jeremiah, finding it easy to hit him while he was in his enraged state.

The human had no time to revel in his minor victory, he was brought down next to his comrade and another of the bugbears with Jeremiah's next blinding attack. The barbarian was in a frenzied battle haze as he relentlessly hacked away at his opponents.

Mazi took a cautious step away from the bugbear, leaving herself enough room to form an arcane shield in front of her person. Brigit distracted her enemy after she destroyed the bugbear attacking her.

The remaining humans and bugbear mounted a weak attack before Jeremiah's rage consumed them. Mazi felled the bugbear with a well-aimed arrow to the head. The room fell quiet. The four waited for another charge from the open passage, or for more pounding on the spiked doors.

After a few moments of tense silence they allowed themselves to relax slightly. It seemed that the attacks had stopped, for the time being.

"Whew, they mean business." said Milo with a low whistle. He looked around the room at the bodies of the fallen. "Neither were we though.

"Got that right Milo. Brigit agreed. "Ah like that enlarge thingy Mazi. So this is what tha world looks like ta ya, Jeremiah."

"I thought it might come in handy. The added strength at the very least." Mazi said.

"Okay, let's take care of these bodies before we're attacked again. Why don't you and Jeremiah stand watch near the passage while Mazi and I check the bodies?" Milo asked Brigit.

"Aye, get ta work." replied Brigit.

Before setting about the corpses Milo drew out his Staff of Healing then used it on himself and Jeremiah. The staff almost completely healed the wounds they had received in the last battle.

He and Mazi searched the bodies quickly, finding a good amount of coins distributed among the soldiers. The lieutenants had slightly better gear, they divested them of the more valuable items and kept them for identification later.

"Done here, let's un-spike the secret door and finish up in the other room." Milo piped up.

Still enlarged and feeling strong, Brigit and Jeremiah agreed readily. Brigit wrenched out her pitons and they pivoted the door. The hallway lined with bunks still had the bodies of the dead. No ambush awaited them on the other side. Milo and Mazi went to work again, finding the highest concentration of gear on the dead rogue. They kept his armor, sword, cloak, and coin pouch.

While they were working Brigit was listening in on the door leading to the previously empty fountain room Milo ran through before.

"Shhhh!" Brigit quieted them, "There's some mighty heavy breathin' on tha other side 'O this door."

"We're done, are you two up to taking out whatever's behind this door too?" Milo asked. "I know that other rogue either knows something, or has something. We can't let him get away."

"Ah said it before, yer a halflin' after me own heart, Milo." Brigit said quietly.
 

Exciting battle! How long did it last? And Jeremiah was in a rage the whole time?

Definitely like that enlarge tactic. No problems fighting in close spaces?

Just some questions to get a better image of the events.
 

Broccli_Head said:
Exciting battle! How long did it last? And Jeremiah was in a rage the whole time?

Definitely like that enlarge tactic. No problems fighting in close spaces?

Just some questions to get a better image of the events.

Broccli,
The battle was the whole session really. I've only posted the first half so far. That was an exhausting fight. The funny thing is how often Frog would shake his head at our eagerness to keep fighting. He kept muttering about how the module was designed to weaken you up with the little guys then whomp you with the big ones. Did we care? Naahhhhh.

Jer was enlarged and enraged during the fight against all of the bugbears. We were in a pretty big room at the time, 40X50 if I remember correctly, so not much of a problem with the size. I don't think the enlarge lasted into the next portion of the battle.

I'm still toying with the battle descriptions. I'm somewhere between blow-by-blow and summaries and not sure which is working better. What do you, my readers, enjoy more? The detailed blow-by-blow or the quick-and-dirty summaries?
 

from yer reader legions.....

Milo Windby said:

What do you, my readers, enjoy more? The detailed blow-by-blow or the quick-and-dirty summaries?

Well, I'm sure both of us readers...err, that is, th' vast majority of us....I mean, wit' all th' readers you've got....awww hell........ :^)

I like the summaries mostly, and "round by round", so to speak. Especially good are those "And Jer takes out three with a single swipe" -sorta lines. (Usually there's no need to talk about which part of 'em the sword entered.....) Tho' that leaves you, Milo, wit' a bit less ta say fer yerself....

...but 'cha knew I'd say all that dreck already....

-Nail

BTW, I think I've heard that enlarge wand command word before....somewhere...somewhere else......I think me daughters might also recognize it.....I mighta even cracked a smile when I read it....
 

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