Mini-cows, the next trend in familiars?

[Krug]

http://www.geocities.com/minioxen/

Provides milk, can enter dungeons, can stomp rats. What's there not to like?

 

[Voadam]

Yes but what bonuses do the mini-cows give their spellcaster?

+2 on chewing cud?

+2 on mournful look?

+ 10 pounds to weight?

 

[Xarlen]

+2 to taste (Those monsters with Swallow Whole will appreciate it).

Cone of Methane. Nausiating effect, or if set aflame, works like a Burning Hands.

+2 to Balance checks, +1 damage to Unarmed attacks (Due to hooves).

 

[Psychotic Jim]

Cone of Methane. Nausiating effect, or if set aflame, works like a Burning Hands.

I would say it would need to be more powerful than that. Stinking cloud/fireball perhaps?

 

[Xarlen]

This reminds me of the Butt of Vecna.

Casts Fog Cloud, Stinking Cloud, and Cloudkill. If you ate indian, Fire Seeds.

 

[Bob Aberton]

This reminds me of the Butt of Vecna.

Casts Fog Cloud, Stinking Cloud, and Cloudkill. If you ate indian, Fire Seeds.



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LMAO!!! LOL LOL LOL!!

You're right about the Indian, though...

 

[Psychotic Jim]

This reminds me of the Butt of Vecna.

Casts Fog Cloud, Stinking Cloud, and Cloudkill. If you ate indian, Fire Seeds.

Heaven forbid should you get diarrhea...

 

[Darklance]

Why would that man even want a mini cow? Let alone a whole herd. They are two small to give much meat. They are two small to give much milk? They just sit there are look small I would assume.

 

[Voadam]

Because it takes extra feats or spells to get a full sized cow to be your familiar

 

[Holy Bovine]

This thread is entirely inappropriate to these family-oriented boards. I am reporting this to the moderators and expect it will be closed promptly and most of you will be banned.


For shame........