When I saw the thread title my first thought was to open the thread and type in a reply along the lines of, "I think you're misinterpreting what it means when it says that a minion does not take damage on a miss. But contact CustServ: if they agree with your interpretation then you know you are wrong."
You can imagine how much I laughed when I realised you were already relying on a wrong answer from CustServ.
Hah, in all honesty if there hadn't of been a CustServ quote (albeit wrong), I wouldn't have even given that interpretation of the rules a moment's thought. It was only the CustServ quote that made me doubt and wonder if I had missed something. I should have known better.