Miracle potion pricing?

[Quasqueton]

Just got a spam e-mail about a "miracle drug" that can:

* Reduce the amount of sleep you need
* Cause wounds to heal faster
* Lose weight while your sleeping
* Become less winded when excersizing
* Put color back in grey hair
* Grow hair back where it had once fallen out
* Tighten skin
* Strengthen bones
* Body builders - use this to build your muscles quicker

So how much is this worth as a magic potion? Say each draught had a duration of 24 hours, so you have to drink it each morning for lifelong continuous effect. What spell effects are needed, at what level?

Quasqueton

 

[Crothian]

I think you'd have to define exactly what each of those means rules wise

 

[Quasqueton]

I think you'd have to define exactly what each of those means rules wise

That's half the potential fun of this thread.

Quasqueton

 

[RangerWickett]

* Reduce the amount of sleep you need
Polymorph Self to Elf

* Cause wounds to heal faster
Polymorph Self to half-Troll Elf

* Lose weight while you're sleeping
Polymorph Self to small-size half-Troll, Elf

* Become less winded when excersizing
Polymorph Self to small-size half-Troll, Elf, mixed with potion of lichdom (they don't get fatigued)

* Put color back in grey hair
Polymorph Self to blonde, small-size, half-Troll, lich Elf

* Grow hair back where it had once fallen out
Polymorph Self to blonde, hippie, small-size, half-Troll, lich Elf

* Tighten skin
Polymorph Self to blonde, hippie, small-size, half-Troll, lich Elf with . . . um, tight skin

* Strengthen bones
Polymorph Self to blonde, hippie, small-size, half-Troll, lich Elf with . . . um, tight skin, mixed with milk (it has calcium!)

* Body builders - use this to build your muscles quicker
Polymorph Self to blonde, hippie, small-size, half-Troll, lich Elf with . . . um, tight skin, mixed with milk (it has calcium!) and potion of youth (because six year olds will increase in relative strength greately over the next few years)