Moderators, Time for the BanHammer

Berandor said:
I thought it was my comment of praying to Michael Jordan.
If we banned people for that, we'd have to ban half our user base for saying, "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!" and the like. ;)
 

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Darkness said:
If we banned people for that, we'd have to ban half our user base for saying, "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!" and the like. ;)

Hey! Don't kid about that. Great Cthulhu may come back to devouer your mind. Cthulhu is the one true religion, all others are a pale imitation.
 


Cthulhu's Librarian said:
Hey! Don't kid about that. Great Cthulhu may come back to devouer your mind. Cthulhu is the one true religion, all others are a pale imitation.
We will worship mighty Cthulhu
H. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo
(1930's fiction voodoo...)
But that's good enough for me!

Let us sing to Lord Cthuhlu
Don't let Lovecraft try to fool you
Or the Elder Gods WILL rule you
And that's good enough for me!

Of the Old Ones, none is vaster
Even Cthulhu's not his master
I refer to the unspeakable *
and that's good enough for me!

And for those who follow Cthulhu
We have really got a lulu:
Drop a bomb on Honolulu!
'Cause that's good enough for you!

We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!

We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
Burn a candle for Yog-Soggoth
And the Goat With a Thousand Young

Well it's good enough for *
He's a mighty kinky master
When you pray he goes much faster
And that's good enough for me!

Let's go worship Great Cthulhu,
And run naked like a Zulu,
You and me and Mr. Sulu,
And that's good enough for me!​
 


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