Antikinesis
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Off-Topic: Monk anti-rant.
Couldn't agree more... monks can be a blast!
We didn't stick so closely to the Oriental interpretation. In a sillier moment, I started describing his unarmed attacks along the lines of "Atomic Elbow Smash", "Running Drop-Kick", and "The Flying Pile-Driver". If he really got mad (like after the 5th time he dropped his nunchaki in the same session), he resorted to moves like "The Firey Beetch Slap", or "The Jumbo Can of Whoop-A55". After a while, it became a challenge to come up with new names for his moves. "The Closed-Fist Nose-Tweak" was a favorite for subdual damage, and if he was going for a stun-attack, it was usually "The Two-Finger Eye-Poke". If the victim made his save, the DM would announce that he knew the block, and would demonstrate it. (Everyone should know the defense for the two-finger eye-poke!)
Not as good in combat as the fighter, can't take damage like a barbarian, skill choices kinda stink, but fun as hell.
-AK
[Edited for manipulating the profanity filters.]
Couldn't agree more... monks can be a blast!
We didn't stick so closely to the Oriental interpretation. In a sillier moment, I started describing his unarmed attacks along the lines of "Atomic Elbow Smash", "Running Drop-Kick", and "The Flying Pile-Driver". If he really got mad (like after the 5th time he dropped his nunchaki in the same session), he resorted to moves like "The Firey Beetch Slap", or "The Jumbo Can of Whoop-A55". After a while, it became a challenge to come up with new names for his moves. "The Closed-Fist Nose-Tweak" was a favorite for subdual damage, and if he was going for a stun-attack, it was usually "The Two-Finger Eye-Poke". If the victim made his save, the DM would announce that he knew the block, and would demonstrate it. (Everyone should know the defense for the two-finger eye-poke!)
Not as good in combat as the fighter, can't take damage like a barbarian, skill choices kinda stink, but fun as hell.

-AK
[Edited for manipulating the profanity filters.]
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