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<blockquote data-quote="ProfessorCirno" data-source="post: 4701795" data-attributes="member: 65637">Gentlemen, I like dungeons.Gentlemen, I like dungeons.Gentlemen, I love dungeons!I like dark and musty tombs.&nbsp; I like dank sewers.&nbsp; I like mysterious temples.&nbsp; I like forbidden jungles.&nbsp; I like haunted manors.&nbsp; I like eldritch ruins.&nbsp; I like foreboding castles.&nbsp; I like monster infested forests.&nbsp; I like underwater caverns.In moors, on highways, in trenches, in plains, on tundra, in desert, on sea, in sky, in mud, in marshes, I love every aspect of dungeons that takes place on your choice of setting.I like blowing away the enemy with the thunderous roar of a line of sorcerers throwing fireballs all at once.&nbsp; When an enemy is shot to pieces after being thrown high in the air, my heart dances.&nbsp; I like crushing the enemy wizards with the divine power on our priests.&nbsp; When I mowed down the enemy who fled screaming from the burning war horse with an magic missiles, my heart leapt.I like it when fighters plow through the enemy's lines with their long swords all in line.&nbsp; I remember being moved when seeing new level ones, filled with panic, stabbing an already dead kobold again and again...Seeing an AD&amp;D thief being strung from a lamppost in the street is unendurably exciting.&nbsp; Seeing a captive be coup de graced with a piercing shriek as my own hand falls was spectacular.When the pitiful resistance came bravely with their small short bows, and we destroyed them and a good chunk of the city with the metamagic'd Maw of Chaos, I was at my height.I like it when we are destroyed with the morning dew.&nbsp; It is a sad thing when the town one is supposed to protect is trampled, and the women and children violated and killed.&nbsp; I like being squashed and destroyed by the goblin and the kobold's amount of material resources.&nbsp; Being followed by goblin and kobold forces and having to crawl around on the ground like a pesky insect is the ultimate disgrace.Gentlemen, I desire a dungeon that is like hell!&nbsp; Gentlemen, my companions in the forums, who follow me...gentlemen, what do you desire?&nbsp; Do you desire dungeon as well?&nbsp; Do you desire a dungeon of no mercy?&nbsp; Do you desire a conflict that stretches the limits of iron, wind, lightning and fire to the limit, one that will kill all the NPCs in this setting?Very will then, we shall have Dungeonaday!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ProfessorCirno, post: 4701795, member: 65637"] Gentlemen, I like dungeons. Gentlemen, I like dungeons. Gentlemen, I love dungeons! I like dark and musty tombs. I like dank sewers. I like mysterious temples. I like forbidden jungles. I like haunted manors. I like eldritch ruins. I like foreboding castles. I like monster infested forests. I like underwater caverns. In moors, on highways, in trenches, in plains, on tundra, in desert, on sea, in sky, in mud, in marshes, I love every aspect of dungeons that takes place on your choice of setting. I like blowing away the enemy with the thunderous roar of a line of sorcerers throwing fireballs all at once. When an enemy is shot to pieces after being thrown high in the air, my heart dances. I like crushing the enemy wizards with the divine power on our priests. When I mowed down the enemy who fled screaming from the burning war horse with an magic missiles, my heart leapt. I like it when fighters plow through the enemy's lines with their long swords all in line. I remember being moved when seeing new level ones, filled with panic, stabbing an already dead kobold again and again... Seeing an AD&D thief being strung from a lamppost in the street is unendurably exciting. Seeing a captive be coup de graced with a piercing shriek as my own hand falls was spectacular. When the pitiful resistance came bravely with their small short bows, and we destroyed them and a good chunk of the city with the metamagic'd Maw of Chaos, I was at my height. I like it when we are destroyed with the morning dew. It is a sad thing when the town one is supposed to protect is trampled, and the women and children violated and killed. I like being squashed and destroyed by the goblin and the kobold's amount of material resources. Being followed by goblin and kobold forces and having to crawl around on the ground like a pesky insect is the ultimate disgrace. Gentlemen, I desire a dungeon that is like hell! Gentlemen, my companions in the forums, who follow me...gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you desire dungeon as well? Do you desire a dungeon of no mercy? Do you desire a conflict that stretches the limits of iron, wind, lightning and fire to the limit, one that will kill all the NPCs in this setting? Very will then, we shall have Dungeonaday! [/QUOTE]

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