MooOOm, Coach is licking me again!

[Mystery Man]

Coach licks players wounds

OK, thank God this is not in my hometown.

 

[Jdvn1]

... That's weird.

 

[Pielorinho]

I bet he gets fired: most principals can't hold their licker.

Daniel

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

"The licked athlete was not offended"

That just sounds funny. Imagine walking around school and having people know you as 'The Licked'

 

[Stone Angel]

Some speech my coach never gave anything like that.


The Seraph of Earth and Stone

 

[Steve Jung]

Wow. Most coaches give injuries lip service. This guy gives them...

 

[dpdx]

Amazing that a Nebraska channel picked up on that, given that it's my home state. Central Linn's a tiny school in the sticks between Corvallis (OSU) and Eugene (University of Oregon).

 

[Mystery Man]

Amazing that a Nebraska channel picked up on that, given that it's my home state.

What part of Nebraska? I'm in Omaha (natch) the belly button of America.

 

[Ranger REG]

Coach licks players wounds

OK, thank God this is not in my hometown.

"Not offended," eh? Not even embarrassed? I mean who here get red when your mother tries to clean you with her spit on a hanky or her finger in public view? Who needs styling mousse or gel when you have mom and her dispensable saliva?

 

[Torm]

What part of Nebraska? I'm in Omaha (natch) the belly button of America.

I wouldn't dis Omaha. This guy says it will be the capital of the U.S. after the war.